The Space Witch

WHY IS TNG'S VOLUME STRUCTURE WHISPER-QUIET-OPENING, FOLLOWED BY SQUIDWARD'S-MARCHING-BAND'S-FIRST-REHEARSAL, FOLLOWED BY EVEN-SOFTER-WHISPERING

With all of Starfleet's enlightened ways, you'd think they would have come up with some guidelines about the use of one's fellow crew's likenesses in holodeck programs.

I had a dream where I tied a rope to the waists of Scooby-Doo and Dr. Beverly Crusher, and brought a ghost into the room, just to see who would win.

Thoughts and prayers. 💅🏼

AU where The Doctor from Voyager gets really into 80's pop rock instead of classical. When they return home, he decides to advocate for holograms' rights and successfully lobbies Starfleet to grant the Moriarty simulation from TNG his autonomy. Together, they bond over a shared affinity for music, and Mo learns to appreciate 80's pop rock as much as The Doctor. Together, they start a band with a Jem'Hadar as a lead singer. They become Jem'Hadar and The Holograms.

Why does this song feel longer than usual? Oh, because it's on repeat. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Someone come get this cat I have a paper bag on my bed behind me all I hear is crinkle crinkle purr purr over and over 😂 my baby loves his stims