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Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.
Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change
Yeah I did not think pregnancy….
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Below this are several screenshots or tumblr replies and reblogs with commentary.
The first is by a reblog by user real trans facts and reads ’“Trans people waiting for bottom surgery” fashion.
The second is by a reblog by one weird cryptid and reads “For a second I forgot that pregnancies exist and thought this was about bottom surgery.”
The third is a reblog by user boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend and reads “I forgot pregnancy was A Thing for a moment and was just like. Hell yeah trans shirt.” ‘A Thing’ is capitalized.
The fourth is a reply by straw budgies and reads “Being on tumblr is like- I’d never even think this was about pregnancy. It’s the bottom surgery shirt. What else could it possibly be?”
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snoopy of the day
Jess never died in that fire — Jess never died at all. Dean couldn’t risk losing his baby brother again, so he did the only thing he could think of. On the drive back to Stanford, he let Sam fall asleep in the passenger seat then he fed him a deliriant. Actually, he fed him a lot of deliriants.
And they worked so much better than he could’ve hoped. Well, it was worse for poor Sammy, but it was necessary. When he helped Sam walk to the door, half asleep and totally out of it, he whispered the story of their mother to him, and he didn’t miss out a single detail.
Dean couldn’t have known for certain that Sammy would see Jessica on the ceiling, but he knew that if his plan worked he’d be right there to hold his boy again. And thank god it worked.
Imagine being Jack Abbot and you come home from a nine month deployment and your twink bf has turned into this. I bet he blacked out for a second.

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Guess where my horse slept last night
Apple zine! With a little poem I wrote
Mozie asked me for my more depraved version of 'who fell first' aka Dean being creepily obsessed with his little brother, so here is a little something something. Don't say I don't spoil y'all.
There's a tender age when there is little difference between a boy and a girl except what's between their legs, and it turns out that ain't exactly a deal breaker for Dean either. Go figure. Maybe it's just the raging hormones or maybe it's just curiosity, but Dean finds his eyes straying towards men as often as he does girls.
And then there is Sammy.
Sammy, who is small for his age, but so was Dean so he's got time, but for now Dean is acutely aware of how much bigger than Sam he is. He's always liked that about girls, how delicate they feel in his arms, under him, pressing up against him. Sam does that too, but it's not a fumbling teenage attempt at seduction, it's just artless innocence; he's still kind of cuddly, still likes being under Dean's arm on the couch, still fits so perfectly against him as his little spoon when he's had a nightmare. Dean isn't innocent about it like Sam is any more. Dean likes the way Sam feels against him, finds excuses to wrestle or just be close, to pin him, to overpower him, and he thrills at Sam's soft skin and bird bones. He likes to compare their differences: hands held up together, his dwarfing Sam's; the way his shirts hang off Sam's little body; the diminutive size of Sam's shadow as they walk together.
Sammy, who's in that androgynous stage of boyhood and is undeniably pretty. Dean gets called pretty boy all the time, but it must run in the family, because Sam makes his heart ache.
Sammy, who still has (and God willing always will) that starry-eyed hero worship for his big brother. It used to just make him proud, make him feel like hot shit, but now it makes his dick get hard when Sam looks up at him with sweet, big eyes and says 'woah, that was so cool!' when Dean does something like hit a bullseye from three hundred yards. He's gone from wanting to impress Sam because that's what big brothers do to wanting Sam's adoration because it makes him hard. He thinks about all the ways he could impress him with just how good he could make him feel, thinks about what it would be like to have Sam look at him like that when he's got him on his back underneath him and he's making him starry-eyed for an entirely different reason.
Sammy, who doesn't fucking realise how maddening the things he does are. His kitten pink tongue sticking out from his cherry blossom lips when he's focused on homework. The way he jumps up on Dean's back out of nowhere to demand a piggyback ride he's too old and almost too big for, wrapping his skinny legs and arms around Dean and laughing that tinkling, boyish laugh. The cute sounds he makes when he stretches, and God, there's something oddly erotic about that sliver of skin that gets exposed when his shirt lifts as he stretches his arms high, and Dean wants to lick it, wants to bite it.
So Dean is maybe a little obsessed and a lot fucked up, but he's not just some kind of pervert- okay, fine, maybe he is, but he loves Sam, too. God, does he love Sam. He fucking adores him. He would do anything for him, so it is any wonder he wants to be everything to him, too?
The wanting is overwhelming. He feels like he's going crazy. He starts being more tactile with Sam, touching him more often (in a mostly normal brother way) and Sam seems so happy by the change that he just goes further and further. More touches, more hugs, more more more. He kisses Sam's forehead and he scrunches up his nose like an adorable puppy and laughs, asking 'what was that for?'
He starts to wonder how far he can take it. How much can he get away with? When they sit on the couch together and Sam puts his legs in Dean's lap, Dean wraps a hand around one delicate ankle as if it's an absentminded gesture. He rubs his thumb into Sam's ankle. When he is lying on the couch and Sam tells him to make room, he just tugs him down and traps him in his arms, and Sam eventually relaxes. He relaxes so much that he falls asleep in the middle of the day, and Dean can't help but touch, hands roaming all over him, shivering at the softness of his skin.
With every pushed boundary there's a new one to demolish. Nothing ever satisfies him for long. Plausible deniability is his best friend. He wakes up with morning wood like any healthy boy and he has to share a bed with Sam, so he's gonna 'accidentally' end up grinding into his handspan ass a few (dozen) times, isn't he? A man can't be blamed for what he does in his sleep. Sam's a nervous, awkward little thing: he doesn't shove Dean away or make gross-out sounds or make fun of him. No, he just lies there as still and stiff as a corpse, heart racing and breath coming in fast as a hummingbird's wings, and he takes it. Dean doesn't push it at first, too scared to scare him off, but he gets bolder, needier. The first time he comes grinding into Sam's ass is the death knell for their relationship remaining wholesome.
He's addicted.
He's so caught up in what he wants that it doesn't really cross his mind what Sam might want. Sure, he's considered that he's freaking Sam out, that he's gotta be delicate about this because he risks scaring Sam away and losing out on all the fun, but he doesn't consider that Sam might like it.
It's another early morning, another plausible deniability boner, and Sam's wearing one of Dean's shirts, so long it covers half his skinny thighs. It makes him mindless with lust. Carefully, he rucks it up so he can see Sam's ass, expecting his usual tight briefs, but what he sees takes his breath away.
Sam isn't wearing underwear.
Sam has never gone to bed without underwear on before.
He's still asleep. It's an invitation, right? It has to be. Oh God, please let it be.
Dean's hand fucking trembles as he pulls his cock free from his boxers and carefully, carefully, slots it into the valley of Sam's ass cheeks. Sam doesn't stir, doesn't go tell-tale stiff. Dean grinds into him, relishing the electric pulse of arousal, the softness of Sam's skin, the way his precum is slicking up the way. He loses himself in it, watching the obscene way they fit together, and fuck, they barely fit together, Sam is so small, Dean's dick looks even bigger in contrast to him, he's gonna-
"Dean," Sam moans breathily, and Dean comes all over that baby smooth flesh with a groan of Sam's name.
thinking about Sam sneering “is it a kinky thing?” at the dogshifter guy and deadpanning “it’s a fetish, dean” in the Wild West episode….my hater girlfriend who just wants to have vanilla sex forever……..

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from the Nick DeWolf Photo Archive
Miss Indian America Pageant
Sheridan, Wyoming
1971
against all odds, sam winchester does not die young and bloody. (or, rather, he does; over and over again, but it just never seems to stick.)
so sam celebrates his fiftieth birthday, and his sixtieth birthday, and his seventieth birthday, and really, this is getting ridiculous.
dj is home for four weeks one summer ("you should get hazard pay for that job of yours," his dad grouses every time dj regales him with tales of the modern middle school classroom) when his dad says, "think it's about time you help me clear out some'a this junk, so you don't have to do it all yourself when I'm gone."
dj feels his heart jerk in his chest. he knows the statistics; that men on average live to be about seventy-five, and that his dad's got risk factors he's never given dj a straight answer about. scars that never saw the inside of a hospital; bullet wounds, plural. hell, who knows; probably exposure to radioactive waste or crazy volatile chemicals, the sort of thing you'd see commercials for class action lawsuits about. his grandpa john died young, some kind of sudden cardiac collapse. but sam winchester is an institution. a behemoth. he'll never die, not really.
The Faustian bargain of the digital age—free or cheap digital conveniences in exchange for our data—was only ever explained to us after it was already a done deal.
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The collections storage at my new job is SICK!
OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM
KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST
“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
12/27, 8:37PM CT
ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM
12/28, 12:18PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***
12/28, 10:22PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY
GO COOKIES GO
@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper @homebeccer GET READY
lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and
12/30, 12:39AM CT
@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper
holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE
The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season
THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP
COOKIES ACQUIRED
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey
how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
AND
IT’S
IT’S
IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-
I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED
Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks
Its not even an in-game feature
Oh my god it’s back
H O W
I’ve had this sort of thing happen.
At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.
I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”
No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.
I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.
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Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP
Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.
You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.