flightless bird enthusiast

My career goal is actually Hockey Barbie, so….

Everyone I follow in hockeyblr is at the Noah Kahan concert in Pittsburgh and I’m so jelly. Girl I have to wait until AUGUST

I am 7k deep into writing a 1980s era tzjd fic and I should really be packing for the flight I have on Tuesday but no the 80s call to me.

I’m trusting Danny Briere to figure his cap space out without losing Trevor or Jamie.

Lowkey kind of scary for Trevor’s contract, though. I’m sure that it’s been considered and at this point I don’t think that Trevor would walk considering that he seems pretty happy in Philly. But still. Scary.

The thing about Danny Briere is he’s got a decent amount of smarts and the audacity to be a conniving little elf about it. Dangerous combo.

Who are the Anaheim ducks. Like legitimately who.

I am going to head to Philadelphia and steal Danny Briere’s current wife and then head to Quebec to steal his first. We will form a girls club. It’s a polite form of revenge for STEALING ALL MY FUCKING DUCKS.

Just thinking about the potential moves Dubas could make that would break my heart is giving me insomnia AND heartburn. I don’t think that the Pittsburgh Penguins are good for my mental health

John Carlson you want to sign with a team other than Philadelphia sooooooo bad. You want to go to Carolina or Tampa sooooooooooo much.

Oh my god no we lost Connor Clifton

As sad as I am to see Stu go, I’m happy to have had him on the Pens even for a short time. What a cool guy, man.

Joe Sakic I barely care about the Avs but you know what would be such a good idea. A league minimum contract (or higher) for one Mr. Jonathan Drouin.