Hunter: Sometimes I go โdamn I love that bitchโ and that bitch is always Jaylen Edwards.
Jaylen: Thanks?
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Hunter: Sometimes I go โdamn I love that bitchโ and that bitch is always Jaylen Edwards.
Jaylen: Thanks?

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Freya: Could you please not Hunter this into a worse situation than it already is?
Hunter: Did you just use my name as a verb?
โHow was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?โ
Hunter Hughes
didnt you die
That was weeks ago dude. Things change
MAESONEIR.
ย ย ย ย โ CREDIT COMES WHEN CREDIT IS DUE, AS USUAL. โ
which is why he refuses to give hunter ANY. just because he caught on doesnโt mean he truly knows anything. his parents are important, so what ?ย doesnโt mean the other is aware of everything going on in his life.
ย ย ย ย โ never said you were an idiot, no. nor an imbecile, or any other phrase or term ย ย ย ย ย ย comparable to idiot. just because you are first does not give you any bonus points ย ย ย ย ย ย in that area. โ
IT STILL FEELS AS IF HEโS HIDING SOMETHING,ย ย but what are you really going to do about it? youโve got a habit of hiding things too, something youโre sure heโd be quick to bring up if necessary.
ย ย ย ย โ i just canโt believe you hid this from me. i mean, how much do you know ? ย ย ย ย ย did you know i was bad before everyone found out?ย โ

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SKAM 3x08
MAESONEIR.
AT LEAST HE HAD THAT GOING.ย head tilts upward, chin lifting just the slightest, knowing heโd been caught. before he could do anything rash, he shoved his way past hunter, not too hard, but enough to get the other out of his path, putting more distance between them.
ย ย ย ย ย โ if you could spot it a mile away, you probably wouldโve figured ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย it out MUCH earlier, you know. youโre not that cunning, hunter. โ
HE LETS JAYLEN SHOVE PAST HIM,ย ย doesnโt bother trying to stop him. the boyโs attempt at avoidance starting to feel like he was winning. and then jaylen speaks, and at first a smirk comes to his face at what feels like an admission of guilt, but then he processes what he was actually saying.
ย ย ย ย ย โ are you calling me an idiot?ย iโm the first one to figure it out, am ย ย ย ย ย ย ย i not?ย i feel like you should be giving me some credit here. clearly ย ย ย ย ย ย ย i was kinda cunning if i managed all of this so far. โย
ILLUMIVLOGGED.
cue the SARCASTIC scoff.ย his slip ups are plenty and all caught on cameraย ,ย enough proof that his presence doesnโt really seem necessary nor adds any think-out-of-the-box input.ย ย โ crucial to what? sit still and look pretty? โย DRAMATIC pause.ย ย โ i can do that too. โ
โ not as well as i can. โ not necessarily meant as an INSULT, but definitely his way of saying that he thinks of himself as prettier than everyone else in the group.ย โ i help. iโm smart. and iโm stronger than A FEW of you, so that also counts for something.ย โ
ILLUMINATCD.
ย ย ย โย iโm so tired of liars.ย ย โย thereโs a bite to her tone,ย as she glares.ย ย โย quinn is missing โ she could be dead.ย youโve hurt people,ย youโve made people go missing before.ย how am i supposed to know that this isnโt another act.ย ย โ
ย ย โ ย i didnโt do shit to quinn. why would i out myself as being alive if i did something bad? thatโd just be stupid. ย โ ย though, wasnโt it his whole thing before he got outted as the bad guy to be the dumb one? ย ย โ ย iโm not that stupid. ย โย ย
โRescueโ sentence starters
for the pair in a dangerous situation (or for the dramatic pair in a regular situation). can be applied to spy, superhero, soldier, detective, or supernatural hunterย characters, as well as many others. as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
The Rescued
โYou came to save me!โ
โWhat took you so long?โ
โWaitโdid you come without backup?โ
โHa ha ha ha! I thought I was gonna die.โ
โWhyโd you come? I couldโve handled this on my own.โ
โThanks for comingโฆI really owe you one.โ
โWaitโฆyou didnโt bring your weapons?โ
โI was so scaredโฆโ
โLet go of me! I can do this on my own!โ
โYOU came? Weโre so screwed.โ
โIโm okayโฆโ
โShitโit hurtsโโ
โDonโt worry about me. Where is everyone?โ
โIโll be fine. You go take care of the civilians/bad guys/monster.โ
โDonโt LEAVE me!โ
โIโve never been so happy to see you.โ
โHeyโI donโt think I can walk.โ
โโฆthis is gonna sound stupid, but did you bring any food with you?โ
The Rescuer
โI finally found you!โ
โSorry it took so longโhad to take a detour.โ
โIโm here. Youโre welcome.โ
โGlad to see you survived until I got here.โ
โI would never leave you hanging.โ
โStop criticizing me! No one else came.โ
โYeah, thereโs no way Iโm helping you next time.โ
โYouโre safe now.โ
โDonโt worry, Iโve got you.โ
โHeyโshut UP, Iโm here to help!โ
โI couldโve sworn I brought more weapons with meโฆOh well.โ
โYou donโt look so good.โ
โI wish I came earlier! Youโre all scratched up.โ
โStay here. Iโll go get help.โ
โDONโT move. I need to catch that guy/lady/person.โ
โWe have to get out of here. Thereโs a bomb.โ
โHey, how many fingers am I holding up?โ
โHold on, Iโll carry you.โ

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โSo I hope youโre comfortable with saying whatever it is that youโre feeling straight to my faceโ
*ย ๐๐๐๐๐ ย ๐๐ ย ๐๐๐ ย ( ๐๐๐๐ )
trigger warning for ( gendered ) slurs, murder, etc.
โย itโs not too late to flee, you know. โ โ you donโt belong in this family. i mean that as a compliment. โ โ thanks for the presents, go fuck yourself. โ โ iโm giving you an out, right now. โ โย donโt take it personally. theyโre just trying to figure out if youโre a gold-digging whore. โ โย sheโll never be one of us. โ โ itโs just something we do when someone new joins the family. โ โย itโs part of the initiation. โ โ do i have to win? โ โ no, you just have to play. โ โย honestly, it means more to them than the wedding itself. โ โย itโs just a weird family ritual. โ โ we only have to do it once. alright? โ โ youโll have to hide better than that. โ โย oh, my god, your dress is amazing! โ โ iโve been totally stalking you on instagram. โ โ weโre going to be best friends. โ โ my dear, it is your turn. โ โ it says hide and seek. are we really going to play that? โ โ the rules are simple. โ โ you can hide anywhere inside the house. We then count to a hundred and try to, um, well, find you. โ โ so, thereโs no way for me to win, right? โ โ well, you could, I mean, stay hidden till dawn. โ โ [name]. good luck. โ โย what the hell is this? how old is this thing? โ โ why did you shoot her in the face, sweetheart? โ โ youโre supposed to maim her. โ โ she needs to be alive for the ritual. โ โ they think that if they donโt kill you, something very bad will happen to the family. โ โ iย had to play along so that I can get you out. โ โย itโs going to be really tricky. โ โ you knew what would happen if I pulled that card. โ โ iย didnโt think theyโd actually go through with it. โ โ when you marry into this family you have to play a game. and if you donโt, you die. โ โ hey, you wanted to get married. โ โ you brought me here, you didnโt warn me? โ โ i donโt know what iโm doing! โ โ and then there were none. โ โ it doesnโt make sense. โ โ what truth is that? โ โ fucking rich people. โ โ do you think this is a fucking game? โ โ i remember all of it. โ โ i think you made your point, sweetheart, thank you. โ โย you donโt want to kill me. you donโt want me to die. โ โย let me go. โ โ iย canโt let my entire family die because of you. โ โ canโt you see itโs insane? โ โ no oneโs going to die. โ โ i am not who you think i am. โ โ where do you think youโre going, bitch? โ โ who the fuck do you think you are? โ โ youโre just another sacrifice. โ โ fuck your family. โ โ you wonโt be with me after this, will you? โ โ youโre hurting me. โ โ iโm not like them. โ โ donโt fucking touch me. โ โ jesus christ, what happened to you? โ
@illuminatcdโโ " but was it really worth it? " prompt | accepting
head tilts, smirk slowly growing on his lips. โwas it worth it? hm..โ he pretends to think, pretends itโs something he has to consider. โyeah.โ said with a laugh. โiโm rich and iโm part of possibly the most powerful group of people in the world, i think it was totally worth it.โ
MAESONEIR.
WITH HIM IN THE WAY,ย jaylen is tempted to shove him to one side, or perhaps stab him with a pen, or hit him upside the head with a journal. anything to get the other out of his face. unless he was planning on doing something with those lips other than blabber on and on about something he has worked so hard to keep secret, he doesnโt want him interrupting.
ย ย ย ย ย โย itโs for me to know and you to potentially find out, depending on how the next ย ย ย ย ย ย ย few minutes happen to go. oh, they have a son named jaylen, too ?ย mustโve been ย ย ย ย ย ย ย quite the popular name back inย โ99. how many of us are you attempting to court if ย ย ย ย ย ย ย youโre working with him as well ?ย just so i know how big my c o m p e t i t i o n is.ย โ
HEโS A STUBBORN GUY,ย hunter would give him that. so quick to make a defense, tensions high, still talking about their romance as if thatโd distract hunter from his discovery. and to some extent it would, but not quite enough.
ย ย ย ย โ you donโt have any competition, first of all. thereโs no one else iโm seriously trying ย ย ย ย ย ย to get with. and second of all, when are you gonna give up the oblivious idiot actย ? ย ย ย ย ย ย i pretty much invented that, i can spot it a mile away.ย โย
@illuminatcdโ โ prompt | accepting
PICTURE:
NAME: ๐น
RINGTONE: every rose has its thorn - poison
LAST TEXT RECEIVED: [ FROM: ๐น ] im not talking to you unless quinn comes back safe
LAST TEXT SENT: [ TO: ๐น ] i had nothing to do with your girlfriend disappearing dude [ TO: ๐น ] im trying to be a Better Person here

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You do not want to clap at me right now. I will clap back. Wait, wait!
โMY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT?!โ
nonononono..TWO idiots.