Sign. Steal. Deliver.

You sound like me mum.

Oh, I’m Kimberly! How rude of me not to introduce myself, I apologize. You’re not? That’s a shame. You seem to get along with both of them and like I said — you’d be cute with them. Do you like either of them? Oh wait — do you swing the other way? I have the perfect guy for you if you do! He’s adorable and he gets along with everyone. You’d be so cute together! She tried to what? Oh, do tell. You’ve spiked my interest.

It's alright, lass. Kimberly, that's a nice name. Well, they're my friends so o'course I like them. What? I mean, I guess I don't mind either way, really. I-what are you on about? I don't-- I'm not lookin' to date anyone. She, uh, she tried to get me to wear a skirt once.

Couldn’t you have bought it? Like a normal person?

Uh...I didn't feel like goin' out.

Oh, I thought it had been snowing for a while in Virginia.

Well, maybe. I haven't been outside much, though it seems warmer or colder dependin' on the day.

I don’t, either. Why’d you try in the first place?

I wanted a cake. Is there any other reason?

And this is why you don’t cook.

I probably shouldn't really, I don't know the first thing about it.

Seems like a happy accident to me.

I don't know, it doesn't taste very good.

Oh, how attractive.

You think so?

Last time I checked, the cake goes in the bowl, not on your face.

It was in the bowl, then I don't know what happened.

Boom? Yeah, that doesn’t sound too good. [She giggles] I’m Lily, by the way. Do you mind if I take a picture? 

It wasn't. Went everywhere. Maison Macbeth, at ye service. Picture? I-for the internet?

Dude, you’ve, uh, got a little something on your face. 

Oh my — that’s a lot of cake on your face, sir. How did you manage that?

Too much baking soda? I don't know, it just went boom.

Wow, excuse you. Even though I stay in my room ninety nine point five percent of the time I am a fairly in shape person. I’m even going to do gymnastics this year, which also means you have to attend my competitions, by the way

Right, sure ye are. Gymnastics? Really? Well ye be in those leotard things?

Really? How fasinating. I didn’t know that. I like your accent, by the way. Scottish, right? And you’re…Maison, I believe? I see you hanging around that hyper girl Easter a lot. And I saw you around Shay sometimes, too. Are you and Easter dating? Or are you and Shay dating? Either way I think you’d be cute with either of them. 

I read it somewhere. Thank ye, ay, it is. Ay, and ye are? What? No, no, no. I'm not dating either of 'em. They're just friends, lass. And that could be a relative term with the fairy girl, she tried to-- never mind. Not important. 

Hasn't it? I think the weather has changed quite a bit over the last few days.

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