dang, granpa! your

happy pride month to ishimondo specifically

another one

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (being a mondo fan in a media illiterate space)

just had the most wackass dream about a zombie invasion tied in with a scenario like the platform or something and like fifty people and i had to go find the 'royalty' of an underground facility to try and get some clues on how to get us all out and when i finally found a phone to connect to the outside world, somehow, despite the threat of the world's end upon us all, the dangan ronpa bloggers were still posting. i distinctly remember a few people i follow posting this kawaiicore picrew-like site where they were raising mondos like little amoebas in a tank wearing cute outfits and posting "go feed my amoeba"

honestly though if I found a site like that where I could grow little Mondos specifically and dress them up I would be blogging about it at the end of the world too

you were one of the posters in my dream and dressed up mondo in a white version of his jacket, a mermaid's tail, and put little purple bows in his hair

make a fictional food made out of human remains tournament so Mondo can finally win

fuckin. what's the competition. Soylent Green? he could do it

i plead oopsies dasies your honor

nobody understands this highly popular fictional character at all except for me and my carefully curated panel of mutuals

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....