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i just need to write this my sigma

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS

You: “Bro, why you gatekeeping magic etiquette like it’s your entire personality?? That’s not very rizzcore of you.” Riddle: “Rizz... core?” You: “You gotta un-meow your aura, king. Let people cook.” Riddle: Visibly glitching like an old printer You: “You’re red, angry, AND British. Like an overcooked tomato. Be fr.” Riddle: “WHO TOLD YOU I WAS BRITISH?!”

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

You: “You are literally peak mewing. Like, your jawline? I’m folding.” Leona: “What the hell is mewing? Are you calling me a cat again?” You: “Nah king, it’s like ✨jaw clench aesthetic✨. You’re accidentally a sigma.” Leona: “I don’t know what any of that means, but keep talking.” You: “You got ‘get no sleep, wake up shredded’ energy. 100% gyatt certified.” Leona: Smirking “Tch. Least you’ve got taste.”

AZUL ASHENGROTTO

You: “You look like a Roblox villain but your aura is high-key magnetic.” Azul: Chokes on his ink pen “W-what??” You: “Don’t get it twisted, your NPC walk and 2012 finance bro vibe is kinda slay.” Azul: “I’m—” You: “You just need to rizz up your PR game. I’ll be your manager, trust.” Azul: “This feels like extortion but… somehow I’m flattered?”

JAMIL VIPER

You: “You’re giving ‘hot anime side character with trauma and sick dance skills.’” Jamil: “What part of that is supposed to be normal?” You: “No one’s cookin’ like you. Even the stove’s jealous.” Jamil: “Are you okay.” You: “No. But your aura’s got me delulu.” Jamil: Looks at Kalim for emotional support You: “You’re like if Zuko had a SoundCloud. Peak rizz.” Jamil: “I’m leaving.”

VIL SCHOENHEIT

You: “Bestie your cheekbones could slice my emotional stability.” Vil: “Hmph. At least someone recognizes art.” You: “You’re so unintentionally sigma-core. That side-eye? Olympic level.” Vil: “Naturally.” You: “Your whole aesthetic is like if Pinterest had a personal vendetta against ugliness.” Vil: “You are... profoundly strange. But oddly flattering.” You: “Let me be your goofy ahh jester while you slay, please.” Vil: “Ugh. Fine. But fix your posture.”

IDIA SHROUD

You: “No cause you’re legit built like an anime tech god. Rizz level: Final Boss.” Idia: Blue hair combusts in RGB blushing patterns You: “You got that introvert omega aura that girls with Tumblr blogs write essays about.” Idia: “STOOOP you’re gonna make me short-circuit—” You: “You’re fr the NPC everyone wants to date. It’s giving tragic lore dump. I’m obsessed.” Idia: Spiraling into a shy Gremlin Ball You: “I’d download malware for you.” Idia: “That’s the most romantic thing anyone’s ever said to me…”

MALLEUS DRACONIA

Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.

have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.

and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.

black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.

if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.

This is Juneteenth.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

oh my lord I have so many thoughts about this

Ilia's family bringing Mysti and Miu Miu despite having to travel for 2+ hours is literally the biggest proof of love I have ever seen.

Ilia ASKING them to bring his cats makes me wanna kiss him (who said that)

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SO CALM? My cats would've jumped my face or run off the second I went outside with them. To think that he put them ON the ice and there were a bunch of people there is insane to me

I love Mysti and Miu Miu LOOK AT MY BABIES

Liza is the real goat (she came to check the quints)

I love the sandwich method fits on all 3 of them lmao