~Lost in my own mind~

pilots should be allowed to put stickers on the airplanes if they do a good job

give the pilots some spray paint and let them tag those things

fuuuuuuck I want to see them...

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

and please remember to stay up late because that’s free time

The unfortunate fact is that the 24/25 bruins have tragically lost all the whimsy they had in previous years

bradley marchand you will always be a boston bruin because you are boston hockey: scrappy and fierce and endlessly loyal. fifty years ago in boston garden the rats were so tough they wore leather jackets. well, now they’re tough enough to play bruins hockey. this city sees itself in you and you’ll always be one of us, one of ours.

being a sports fan must be wild imagine if we had to worry about patrick getting sold to weezer or something

NHL hockey may be one of the only contexts in which the “I put my hair in a messy bun, went downstairs and found out my mom sold me to One Direction” situation is an actual possibility, except y/n is your favourite fourth liner and he actually gets sold to like. John Tortorella or something.

i hope don sweeney does not get to live in boston in peace after blowing up the team and trashing his new core’s prime and any chances of them getting a cup. imagine being so SO FUCKING STUPID

never love any sports. it will just break your heart.

if don sweeney has no haters i am dead

you've heard of arranged marriages. now let sports introduce you to forced divorce

sports has everything you could possibly want honestly. found family. forced family. divorced family. soulmates. enemies to lovers. lovers to strangers. good overcoming evil. evil winning it all. broken dreams. dreams come true. and most importantly. bloody face injuries. who said that

against the dying of the lights