I couldnât get the boy to kill me, but I wore his jacket for the longest time.
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I couldnât get the boy to kill me, but I wore his jacket for the longest time.

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#i mean #rude
Adorable, OMG we will never know what is under that mask
i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon
like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and sheâll meow again & even though i donât think twice about it to her itâs probably a situation where itâs like
her, meowing: âim glad youâre homeâ
me, meowing back: âtax benefitsâ
her, meowing: âwhy do u always do thisâ
cats actually have a human-specific language. cats donât often meow at each other and seem to use subvocal communications that humans canât hear to chat cat-to-cat. however, cats seem to use what humans would call âshout-until-youâre-understoodâ to speak to humans. so basically, itâs more like:
âIâM GLAD YOUâRE HOME!â
âtax benefitsâ
âNO, IâM GLAD YOU ARE HOMEâ
âwaffle ironâ
âITâS OKAY. I LOVE YOU TOO, MY DUMB HUMANâ
iâm in class send help

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Did another one! :D It was much harder to do, and I also realized that Ariel has a HUGE head (so Flounder looks enormous beside Belle). I also experimented with the water shadow thingy things (what are they even called?!).Â
Aurora as a mermaid
And I remember thinking; are we out of the woods yet?
people not to fuck with: the person who catches the bug and puts it outside
Emilia Clarke for The Hollywood Reporter (April 2015) x

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I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish
Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.
ÂżDe dĂłnde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

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#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckinâ Thor
Look how badass he is while holding that baby
 #I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when sheâs crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONEÂ
But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.
WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
IF HE BE WORTHY
SHALL POSSESS
THE BLESSING OF THOR
and watch when the time comes, heâll just be like âHey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.â
I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.
#ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe #iâll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart #hehehehehehee
Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but itâll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.
And sheâll be like âDAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!â
âI DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.â
âOh my god, dadâŠâ
âHE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.â
âDad⊠Iâm not a queen! Stop it!â
And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and sheâs like: âAnd YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!â
âOh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.â
âWELL DONE, BROTHER.â
âDad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOUâRE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!â
âI fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than onceâŠâ
âUNCLE TOM YOU DONâT HAVE ANY KIDS!â
âBROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.â
âNo, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, Iâm never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!â
âOh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.â
âUNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.â
âDarling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.â
âYES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.â
âDadâŠâ
âWHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?â
âNever mind. Thanks, good night.â
#And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume#helmets and all#with their scepters and their capes#And she brings in this young guy#and they open the door#And thereâs her father and her godfather#Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile#you know the evil one thatâs also strangely sexy#And Chris has his hammer at the ready#and they greet him#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard#talking about how heâll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen
#he never calls her back
I am CRYING oh my god
[[And there will be that one guy.
He wonât run or never call again.
Heâll sit there and play along.
âI, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.â
Itâll be RDJâs kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.]]Â
What Itâs Like When Your Rapist Appears Under Facebookâs âPeople You May Knowâ
âWhen my rapist showed up under the âpeople you may knowâ tab on Facebook, it felt like the closest to a crime scene Iâve ever been.âThatâs how
Kevin Kantor
begins his powerful slam poem,
âPeople You May Know.â
 In the piece, Kantor recounts his experience of coming across his rapistâs Facebook profile â learning his assailantâs middle name, seeing his baby photos, and mentally reliving the assault and its aftermath.
Watch Kevin Kantor perform the full emotional poem here