can i get a yeehaw?

I asked for a single yeehaw and you people gave me hundreds. Your generosity and wanton disregard for the value of a yeehaw will run the cowboy economy into the ground

i can hear my brothers talking in the hall and one was like “no bro trust me i have the leg strength of a fucking orca whale” and the other was like “whales dont have legs. idiot.”

We could sit in the car listening to music & talk for hours & i’ll be happy

starting to think about happiness as something that could be attained every day instead of something you chase for years and years until the conditions are absolutely perfect

i love myself but i dont love me back

I break my heart three times per day