very normal about vampires

edward and bella are so special to me. you are both so fucking weird. bella is only prolife about edward's baby any other baby could get punted into the sun and edward is only prolife about bella. he has killed other people and stood by it

honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”

One of my dream projects has an NPC with a dog, and if you try to pet it, the owner tells you not to do that. If you try again, it bites you and you take damage. I want to do this entirely because I genuinely believe that this would make me feel way more grounded in the world than any “click button to see cute animation” would ever do, and also it would be really funny to have a game where people lose their runs because they tried to pet a dog they were told not to pet

I'd die so fast in the iwtv universe everyone keeps insisting louis is much more dangerous and evil than he seems but I'm twirling my hair every time I see him. like sorry if helen of troy wants me dead then I guess that's my fault!!! he caught me slipping!!! be nice to him about it!!!

louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

Personally, I was under the impression that we ALL wanted him to fuck the old man. Because we too want to fuck the old man. I thought it was a given that this old man (for some reason) is INCREDIBLY fuckable, and that EVERYONE (irl and in universe) wants to fuck his damn brains out but NOBODY wants to do it more than the 500+ year old sociopathic twink who tortured him for a week straight in the 70’s. I don’t even watch the show and I know all of this, HOW ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHING THE SHOW NOT GETTING THIS??!

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

louis smiling and confirming to regina that hes gay is so funny to me.... no no i didnt want SEX oh god, you mustve thought i was so creepy haha. Noooo omg i want you to act like my dead vampire daughter who was also a stand in for my humam sister who died believing me to be a monster. which i am.