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man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

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iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

teathattast

dogwithpants

That’s this

teathattast

Goes to show how little I know

evilvillain123456789

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

teathattast

Net zero info ass post

cats2019forthenintendoswitch

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

evilvillain123456789

Stop

laterkiss

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

orlissa

which AO3 tag are you?

Tagged by the lovely @purplesigebert

...I strangely feel both called out and seen.

The Quiz

Tagging @aloveforjaneausten @jomiddlemarch @mercurygray @stargazerdaisy @polikszena @buttercupadventures

thesaltysagittarious

I feel so loved and seen in this chili's tonight

Actually get tagged idiots @wanderbreadsworld @le-scenariste @bludpudding @aghostwithablog

bludpudding

I’ll have you know I’ve never once gotten onto the internet and made a joke

👅 @ejloyal @smthwckd @lutheban @turingstea + anyone who sees

aarontaylorjohnsonappreciation

This explains everything 😏

tagging: @otaku-girl-ao3 @asmodisiac @kinkandscent-ao3 and anyone else who sees this

otaku-girl-ao3

Ohmygosh I love that one for you xDD <33 Mine comes as no surprise /lh

Tagging (no pressure): @latte-cucumber @luxxurycar @weepingnightmarezombie 💚

theg0ddesspersephone

tagging: @galahadwilder @bearalie @draculasjuice-box & @tiredbiguy

draculasjuice-box

deeply unsurprised. tagging @icyblueeyeslikelimpidtears @albinodino @chaotic-embroidery-witch

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anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

ohholydyke

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

amorphousgenderlesscryptid

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

ragsy

"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

asteroidtroglodyte

Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one

brucespringsteen

There should be more hours in between midnight and 5 am because I am a night owl and also an early riser morning enjoyer and I need 8 to 10 hours of sleep also

sandersstudies

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

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feralratbitesu

breakfast from when before i eated it

feralratbitesu

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

redstonedust

bri'ish food is nothing special but every time i walk into the local fish n chip place i ask for a medium and they hand me a parcel of vinegar soaked fries so thick i struggle to carry it home with two hands. they look me in the eye and know theyve given me enough potato to feed me for a week. and for what. like 4 quid. you gotta respect the quantity over quality approach of it sometimes.

lioncunt

the very idea that someone could sit down, watch lestat puke while still trying to rationalize the abuse, have a full blown panic attack over it when louis yells that there is no rationalizing this, and then go say it's consensual...that it's not portrayed as abuse...insane...

i also think a lot of people aren't really getting the *point* of louis' reaction. it's extremely harsh and judgmental and completely insensitive to the fact that lestat is being abused, but that is the purpose of it. the entire season is lestat attempting to justify it. this is louis saying that you cannot justify it. there is no rational way to justify that happening. and when lestat has a breakdown over it, they both sort of realize at the same time that this means lestat has been suffering incestuous sexual abuse for 200 fucking years.

it overwhelms lestat, and it clicks for louis. that's when he changes tacts, when he comforts lestat, when he gently tries to help him admit that it's been abuse all along in the bar. it's so realistic, such a necessary sequence.

i think there is unfortunately a knee jerk reaction people have to abuse like this, esp when it's mother/son, where it's just "gross", "weird", or "sick", as louis says. where the child is not taken to be a victim, somehow. i think the show is very honest in having this be louis' initial reaction, until he sees lestat's panic, until he properly thinks it through for a second. and then he gets it, and he feels horrible about what he said. again, it's just all very realistic and bittersweet. everyone involved did an incredible job with this storyline imo.

starlightervarda

I want Devil's Minion to become canon solely so they can keep ending up in scenarios that judge Daniel for the power imbalance / age gap only for Armand to be like

madame-helen

jumbo-the-mumbo

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wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

ceruleanheaven

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

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