DRUNK TALKING TO THE MOON

maggielindemann: innocent my ass 😭😭 youre a terror.

maggielindemann: Grayson can scoot his big ass on over, im making room for you baby.😜 Though i don't think Gray will give up that easy

maggielindemann: its just me not having made the invitations yet because I am fucking lazy. Side chick? baby i'll make you my main chick if youre making cookies😝

maggielindemann: how could I not invite you. also did you just say single?? you?? how. Excuse me while I break up my engagement to slide into your dms 😪

maggielindemann:Ethan is the closest thing I have to a brother so its my job to annoy him back. Ofc you're invited?? plus one for you as well if you got anyone in your back pocket ;)

maggielindemann:its easy when to control one I can just have sex with him 😝the other is a doofus, so idk throw some pizza at his head or something. Oh trust me , sis its going to be amazing , and I can't wait to marry his ass.

maggielindemann: just music and keeping them dolans in track , its a lot on it own. not mrs Dolan yet 😢

maggielindemann: I think you should, I thought about it but i have way too much to do this year sadly

maggie:as long as you get him home safe. and you get home safe . I am not cleaning up any puke though you guys on your own for that

maggie: ... or pump your stomach , lord

“Does anyone else neighbors wake up daily and choose violence or is that just ours ?because I swear I could be letting the dog out to pee and my neighbor is yelling at me . last week he threw a stick at me so “pulling into my drive way too loud the night before” .

maggie:how many shots deep are you now?

maggie: you're going to marry this attitude, sure you still want that?