Magic Man Anon

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“You don’t know the half of it, sunshine! Soon enough, everyone will know how much of a wad I am!”

Magic Man is an Adventure Time character who travels around using his magic to make the world a worse place. Originally from Mars, he was banished to Earth to learn love, but still only wants to teach everyone that some people are just jerks and eliminate “sissy do-gooders”. He can do pretty much anything with his magic, but only uses it to be a huge wad (for instance, when he turned Finn into a giant foot and wouldn’t change him back until Finn realised he was just a jerk).