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“Why do all of the exhibits I have a hand in setting up end up destroyed?”
risky biznu / ugo + steven
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The one thing that STEVEN wishes he never had to do, was this. This exact moment where he had to approach <UGO> and tell him exactly what had happened. While STEVEN didn’t have much contact with the curator, he knew him from odd requests that the museum had him do. But he felt like there was nothing worse then having to tell the person who had responsibility over the museum and its exhibits.
“<UGO>…” he started. Unsure of how this would go down. “One of our visitors earlier… They ended up knocking one of the asian vases we had shipped in this month and we really should have had a case to put those in…” STEVEN hadn’t wanted to say anything about the subject right now. He was worried for the other man’s reaction, he’s never had to report something as broken before.
“I helped clean the shards, but I don’t know the protocol for anything else.”
Ugo had slumped himself over in his chair finally done with filling out the remainder of the forms for the exhibit they had thought about bringing in within the next few months. It was a small thing, most people wouldn’t have noticed its presence if they didn’t advertise it like they did. The museum had been making him jump through hoops since the last incident that resulted in a few damaged things mostly to the museum rather than the exhibits. He’s finally gotten them off his back these last couple of days and what a relief it was, now he could risk a small nap before things started to get a bit busier.
As soon as Ugo’s forehead hit the surface of the desk Steven’s voice dragged him back up. The curator plasters on a smile in front of his co-worker, a little sleepy sheepish smile, like he hadn’t been just trying to take a nap on his desk.
“Do you need something Steven?”
The bad news comes quickly and it doesn’t take a genius to know that one of the very expensive vases was now no better than common trash. His face fell as all he could think of was more and more paperwork and passive aggressive threats from the higher ups. Out of the frying pan and into the fire he guessed?
“....Thank you, Mr. Stone.” He sighs, “I knew we should have prepared a case for that, I knew something like this would happen, but....” he grumbles under his breath as he pushes his chair out from his desk and gets to his feet. Ugo lets out a huff and turns a smile back to Steven, “Well lets go take a look, maybe next time the higher-ups will listen to me when I say we need another case prepared.”
"Shit happens." Sophie pats Ugo's shoulder.
That is absolutely the last thing Ugo wants to hear as he’s picking up the shredded pages of the book he had been working through. Sophie’s hand is patting his shoulders that have drooped in absolute defeat. He just shakes his head, “It was for work Ms. Hatter, that was a priceless piece work....”
They’d either have his head or have his job.
[[Once Upon a December]] - Closed for Ugo
Far away, long ago Glowing dim as an ember Things my heart used to know Things I yearn to remember…
The Park. He would be the first to admit he spent more time in the large esplanade than most, but without school or work he didn’t have a lot to fill his days when the large condo was empty and Sasuke was busy… People watching had become a habit of sorts, and the warm grass and open space was alluring to the dark teen.
With his hands shoved deep into the pockets of his harem pants, he let out a low sigh, boredom building in him as he found himself at a loss for his own restlessness. Temptation to go bother Kougyoku at work was building despite how she’d asked him to stop coming by the ice cream shop…. Lost to his own thoughts, the teen missed entirely the cellphone dropping from his pocket, bouncing silently into the grass below bare feet. It wasn’t until a voice cut through his reverie that he realized he wasn’t alone in his part of the lawn.
Excuse me sir, I believe you dropped this…
Pausing his steps, he turned, ruby gaze falling on the phone being extended out to him by the stranger. Raising a brow he reached deeper into his pocket, noting that his in fact was no longer there. “Oh… Yeah thanks” He mumbled, reaching out to take the device, only to watch the expression on the man’s face drop as though he’d been dropped into a bucket of ice. A simple smile had turned into a look that seemed appropriate on someone who had just witnessed a car crash.
“… Can I have my phone back or…?”
Breaks were the key, despite Ugo’s tendency to push himself harder and harder until he’s been up for two days working and still manages to choke out coherent sentences and work as well as having a full night’s sleep. Still he’s found that other workers don’t find that to be a very healthy habit and they’ve all taken to monitoring him during work, especially after the last time when he worked himself so far and collapsed on the job. Today he had been forced to take the day off and get some rest at the prompting of his co-workers, the large man eventually agreed despite not having any plans to really take things easy. It wasn’t until they banned him from even coming into the museum today that he really understood the severity to what he had agreed to do.
Pacing in the park Ugo contemplated what to do, should he comply with his co-workers and head home to relax or should he go and do the research that’s been waiting such a long time for him to pick up again. Amidst his pacing he turned and became aware of the presence of another human, a teen boy not far away. He witnessed the boy’s phone dropping from his pocket landing in the grass without the other even noticing. The large man figured he must be thinking of something important anyways to not notice he dropped something as important as a his phone. He scooped up the phone and went to present it to the black haired teen.
“ Excuse me sir, I believe you dropped this… “
The smile was the first thing to drop when the teen turned to face him, facial features that were far to similar to be a coincidence. Was it just his past coming back to haunt him or was he still.... did he not?
“....Tess?”

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“That’s strange.... I’ve never seen that many goats gather in a city before. Did something frighten them into town?”
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"You're Ugo?" Sophie would tilt his head and examine the other, almost certain that the epidemic from earlier this month is back. He would brush her hair gently and inform her of any troubling women things. if need be, the newly found male would provide helping her with gathering things for his work. However, it won't help that he'll comment on things including their major size difference and pat Ugo's head.
“Yes.. yes its me” she admits trying not to meet the others’ eyes.
“But I don’t.... understand how its me... its not, its not biologically possible to just switch genders over night like this. I’m a little... disoriented you could say? I thought when I had awoke this morning that something was wrong because I was significantly smaller than I remembered being, but I chalked it all of up to the lack of sleep. But I know these, they aren’t products of a tired mind.” Her gaze falls on her chest and she sighs again trying to fight away the uncomfortable feelings building up.
Ugo doesn’t mind that Sophie brushes her hair, in fact she’s glad he does it because it calms her down enough to focus on what she needs to focus on. Work. Despite he changes she still needs to come in and take care of things at the museum, it would be awful of her to leave it all on Steven over this little hitch. Her hair is much longer and thicker than she’s used to and she debates on asking Sophie to braid it for her because the long strands dangle in her face are getting irritating. Sophie and herself spend most of the day together giving each other tips on the other’s new body and what to expect from it. Ugo... could do without the information, but if she’s going to stay like this there’s a lot she’ll need to know.
“Thank you for all your help today, Ms-- er Mr. Hatter? Especially with reaching the things I can no longer reach on my own. I’ll repay you for the help just stop--”
He pets her on the head one more time, “I could get used to the smaller you.”
Ugo just sighs.
“Oh, the bruise? No, it was just… a Quidditch accident.”
“Sophie....”
The Ravenclaw doesn’t point out the obvious lie in her statement as he tends to the bumps and bruises that were fresh on her skin. They both knew very well that she didn’t play for her house’s team, they’re little group had been more focused on their academics than the recreational sport the school took pride in. Not to say they didn’t cheer for their houses come game day, but they never participated. Besides Solomon and Arba, those two had no problem juggling their studies with their Quidditch practice and were good at handling it all. So yes the lie is obvious but he won’t say anything, because she must have a good reason for keeping them a secret from him.
He secures the last bandage in place and works up the best smile he can, “All done, I can go get a potion for the pain if you need it.”
Sophie declined his offer to retrieve the concoction with claims of sleeping it off will make it better. Ugo doesn’t argue, he knows he should be persistent and make her drink the potion after he retrieves it, but its not in him to argue with her as she gets up and bids him farewell.
Uh oh, my muse has been gender-swapped! What's your muse's reaction upon seeing my muse in their new body?

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Let’s go, ya’ arse. -Drags him by one end of his scarf-
Why does this keep happening to him.
Alibaba said this would work in wooing Ugo. Just play this outside of his office and then I’ll surely win over this man.
If you’ll excuse him he’s going to go build a lovely book fort in his office and remain there for the rest of his life. Good bye world.
“No, I actually only get the Prophet for the crossword.”
“Me too.”
The Professor laughs waving the paper that had been tucked under his arm at the Gryffindor student. He didn’t like the articles they held lies hidden in the truth and slander, the paper was one of his least favorite things but the crosswords were always fun. Though they weren’t nearly as challenging as he wanted them to be, but they couldn’t make them too hard or they wouldn’t be fun to the other’s who read the paper and like to do them too.
“The recent one was quite interesting wasn’t it?”
“It’s just butterbeer, it’s barely alcoholic.”
“Well you’re old enough to make that decision for yourself, alcoholic or not so I can’t scold you or take disciplinary as long as it doesn’t interfere with your studies.”
He would like to advise against the consumption of alcohol, but as Kassim is old enough to make that choice himself he won’t say a word. Ugo’s a teacher and won’t overstep his bounds unless his students can seriously hurt themselves. When it comes to that point he thinks maybe he’s a bit too overprotective of his students, even the students not in his class. So this doesn’t fall in his bracket for possible severe injuries to any students, but he’ll be wary, keep his eyes open for trouble that.
“Actually you know what I think I’ll join you for a butterbeer, its been such a long time since I’ve had one.”
“Do you think anyone will notice that my potion had a, uh… minor explosion?”
He’s pulled up from his research material by the voice of the other Professor who’s pushing his fingers together like he’s done something bad. Now he’s known Komui since they were attending Hogwarts themselves and he knows when the other is hiding something. Still he gives him the benefit of the doubt because they’ve known each other for so long.
“Professor Lee, by little do you mean, student messed up their potions assignment and it blew up in their face, or your fiasco with the attempt to recreate that old potion? You remember we couldn’t use that room for rest of the year right? Please tell me you didn’t blow another room off the school....”
It was the thought of having to tell the Headmaster that he didn’t like, having to explain why another Potions classroom is currently unusable and they have to take the time to fix it up again. The face they had been given the first time still sent chills down his spine and he didn’t want to have to go through that again by any means.
“Take me too the mess, the least I can do is try and help you get everything cleaned up before classes start.”
“Its the very least I can do for an old friend.”
Ugo wasn’t ready for the mess that they had walked into later that day.

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Harry Potter Starters
For Harry Potter themed roleplays
“Right… I don’t think that was pumpkin juice…”
“Does anyone have the Charms notes from yesterday?”
“Who’s up for a relaxing swim in the Black Lake?”
“My best guess: there are lumps of tea leaves in your future.”
“I’m pretty sure food isn’t allowed in the library.”
“Curfew? Please. All the fun in the castle happens at night.”
“This bean is either cherry- or blood-flavored. I’m not sure I want to risk it.”
“No, I actually only get the Prophet for the crossword.”
“I think I may have ticked off one of the suits of armor…”
“Careful! I think there might be a boggart in there.”
“Whoever slipped that Ton-Tongue Toffee into my bag of regular toffee is dead.”
“Do you think anyone will notice that my potion had a, uh… minor explosion?”
“I was given the choice between Astronomy and sleep. I chose sleep.”
“It’s a niffler. I found it, and I’m keeping it.”
“It’s just butterbeer, it’s barely alcoholic.”
“Okay, how am I going to learn this spell when you keep interrupting me?”
“Oh, the bruise? No, it was just… a Quidditch accident.”
“Do you collect chocolate frog cards? I have Ptolemy and I’m looking to trade.”
“But would being a werewolf really be so terrible?”
“Don’t go in there. Peeves is at it again, of course.”
“You might want to step away from the Venomous Tentacula. Slowly, don’t spook it.”
“Has anyone seen my remembrall? Forgot where I put it.”
“Oh no… who on earth would send me a howler?”
“I just want to practice one little jinx. Hold still…”
"Some Other You"
SEND ME “SOME OTHER YOU” AND I’LL INTRODUCE YOU TO AN AU VERSION OF MY CHARACTER!
"They say there’s this old house on top of the mountain, one that everyone stays away from because they say its haunted! You wanna go check it out?”