I AM A UNICORN!

Mom: *walks in* Hey, what are you doing??

Me: *looks up* Oh, just re-watching the thirty-minute breakdown of the first Suicide Squad trailer.

Mom:...

Me:...

  Beastboy had recently got Pokemon Go, He was immediately obsessed. There were several times when Beastboy landed himself in trouble. Like, when he almost ran over a little girl, in gorilla form, for a Pikachu. But, none were as bad as right now. 

  Beastboy and Cyborg were doing their routine patrols. When Beastboy pulled out his iPhone (from god knows where). 

  Beastboy, apparently, spotted some kind of pokemon. As he, immediately shirked his duties and walked straight into the road. The very busy road.

  He muttered something along the lines of “ Gotta catch ‘em all,”.

  Cyborg let out a yelp, and ran after the little green been. 

  “ BB! What are you doing??!!” Cyborg screamed, dragging him out of the way.

Disclaimer: I (obliviously) don't own Teen Titans... or this idea. This idea belongs to MegS-ILS. I asked to write a oneshot of one of her Deviants. SHE IS SOOO FREAKING AWESOME! (sorry, couldn't help it) Here's the link: art/Tattoo-499402509

A/N: This is a oneshot. Maaaayyybbee a two shot (*doubting*). Now, on with the story!

When Raven was young she was a little bit of a rebel. It was hard to see, now. But, if you looked close, you could see a certain spark in her eyes. Or when given in order by Robin, you can notice she seems like she might try and do the opposite. She has no clue why she's like this. Maybe, it's a piece of her demonic side. Maybe, she's just like that. But, when Raven was young, she used to sneak out of the temple. After all, she lived with a bunch of monks. A thirteen-year-old could get bored pretty quickly. She would go anywhere she wanted to. The library, beach, park. But, most of all she would go to a tattoo parlor. A specific one. It was called... well it's in Azerathian, but it roughly translates to: " Sea of Ink".

Anyway, at the parlor, she would watch with fascination. She watched through the window, until, one day, the owner noticed and invited her in. The owner let her watch. Everyday, Raven came in and watched. Eventually, Raven picked up the gun and started tattooing. She was the only fourteen-year-old with a job at a parlor in Azerath. She planned on making that her career.

But, Raven ended up moving to Earth. She became a hero and forgot about her previous ambition.

However, recently, Raven took a weekend off and returned to Azerath. Not for the monks, or even Azar. But, for Fawn, the tattoo shop owner. They spent the first day together. Then, Fawn asked if she could do something on her. Raven immediately said yes.

So, Raven lied down on the chair. Fawn worked her tattoo magic.

Raven didn't think much of it. She didn't bother telling the Titans. After all, she had an example to set.

It was early morning. She didn't bother changing. She decided to meditate out in the common room, for a change.

So, Raven sat, floating up and down. She was in so deep, she didn't notice when a certain green changeling entered.

" Wow Raven, since when were you such a rebel?"

Raven flinched, dropping to the ground.

She stood up, grabbing his shirt in an effort to look intimidating. But, she was pretty sure her blush ruined it all.

" Don't you dare tell anyone!" she sounded feeble, even to herself.

" Why not? Are scared we would stare?" Beastboy said, smirking.

A sudden thought came to her. She smirked.

" If you do..." Raven began. She leaned in closer to him, whispering seductively into his ear.

" ...Then you'll never get to see it," she finished.

Beastboy started to lean in, but she pulled away, walking away quickly.

Before she left, she heard him mutter " Damn...".

She smirked.

Disclaimer: Let's be real, do I really own Teen Titans? Not even close.

A/N  This is an older oneshot of mine... like really old. I’m practically a fetus here. I edited a little. Just a little. (Honestly, I didn’t edit).                                        Inter-Galactic Radio I remember this one day perfectly. It was a nice Saturday. There was no crime, so the Titans decided to go for a drive. Starfire was in the front with Cyborg, searching radio stations. Finally, Starfire picked one. The only inter-galactic radio station apparently.        " Welcome back to the only inter-galactic radio station.".        " It's that special time a year that we go honor all the fallen planets or dimensions. Yesterday was Krypton; today is Azerath." Raven stiffened.       " Hey Rae, aren't you from Azer-something?" Beastboy asked. Raven remained stiff, but nodded.       " Now, there's no known person who speaks Azerathian, so we just randomly chose a song. But, if you or someone you know speaks Azerathian please call, (Random phone number). Now, heres the song."      A song drifted out of the radio speakers. No one seemed to recognize it, but Raven.      " Wow. That voice is amazing. Wonder if Raven sounds like this. Maybe it's an Azerathian thing." Beastboy thought. He snuck a peek at Raven. Her eyes were shut, she was enjoying the music. Deciding to do the same, he closed his eyes.     For a minute, he just listened to the music. It was amazing. Abstract, yet some how descripted. He saw nothing but blackness under his shut eyelids. Suddenly, something flashed in front of his vision.     His eyes snapped open. What was that? He looked back at Raven. Her eyes were shut, but strangely her eyelids were fluttering, like she was dreaming. He shut his eyes again, more hesitant.    At first, nothing. Then, a figure in the gloom. That she was female was obvious. She was sitting at the edge of a cliff, legs dangling over the edge. Her long black hair was blowing into her face, preventing anyone to see her features. A Black dress that was much longer then her, trailed over the edge. Where the dress ended was unknown, it was to foggy to tell. She held a grey wilted flower, that looked vaguely like a rose. The beautiful voice wafted through the air, seeming to fill everything with the beautiful music. A willow tree previously unseen, hung over her. The woman pulled something from inbetween the folds of her dress. At first, it was to hazy to make out, but it soon cleared. It was obviously a photograph. In the photograph was a couple. A female with long black hair pulled into to a ponytail was kissing the cheek of a male with shaggy dark brown hair. Suddenly, a gold mist began to take form. It's golden color contrasted greatly with the grey of everything else. The mist was infront of the cliff, supported by nothing but the air. Slowly, it began to take shape as something vaguely humanoid. It reached a golden hand out to the woman. She gave no hesitation, and grasped the mist firmly. She stood. She easily took a step off the cliff. For a moment, it became clear that the woman was going to fly. However, the woman plummented. The gold figure down with it. The golden mist hugged the women. For a second, the woman's hair moved away from her face enough to see, that she was smiling. She melted into the grey mist, along with the golden form. All that was left was the grey, almost, rose.     " Dude, what was that?" Beastboy asked. The other Titans looked just as confused as Beastboy felt. All eyes turned to Raven.    " Neva Dob Arom." Raven said simply. The Titan's still looked extremely confused.    " Neva Dob Arom, means ' Never Die Alone'. It's when an Azerathian's mate dies, and the still living partner follows their other half into the afterlife." Raven explained.    " Why did we see it?" Cyborg asked.   " Every Azerathian song tells a story." Raven said, shrugging.   " Dude, you should totally call." Beastboy said. Raven rolled her eyes.   " Any one have a phone?" Raven said. Beastboy eagerly pulled a phone from his pocket. Raven just stared. Beastboy offered her the phone. She hesitantly took it. She held with two fingers. Upside down.   " They don't have phones on Azerath." Raven explained to the questioning faces. Beastboy smiled, and explained how to use a phone. He mimicked talking to someone. Raven nodded. Beastboy once again held out the phone. Raven took it, and easily punched in the number. She held to her ear.  " Yes, hi. I'm Raven. You instucted to call, if someone could speak Azerathian. Well, I'm from Azerath." Raven began.  I remember this day perfectly, not because I got my first look at Raven's childhood or because Raven ended up getting to guest star on the show. But, because that was the first time that Raven admitted to needing help. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

So Yay!!! That was cute. Kinda. I was originally just have them listen to the song, but then I had Raven call in, and I figure a nice cutesy ending would be awesome. Even though, I really don’t like this ending... So... here we are. Anyway hope you liked.

Beastboy: How about... Tokyo?

Raven: We are not getting married in Tokyo, just so you can go visit your comic place!