Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he’s legally untouchable he’s ethically unfuckable. You don’t like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from burnedHoney reading: Go to a union meeting to find a buff husband in uniform, easy, just pick which trade you think is sexiest /End ID]

alright guys to be clear to keep it on the same page we should keep faggoting and dyking it up but it's so important that the moment arbys or snickers or whatever try it we immediately pofacedly and in the register of Serious Liberal Concern say 'Wow. Newsflash: it is never acceptable to use that word. Oreos? Delete your account. That's it, that's the tweet.' like can you imagine the look on their faces. we're gonna fucking get those guys so good

we need to get a CEO to commit ritual suicide in public over this

Kiss your favorite trans girl’s boobs to make them grow bigger

For people who don’t have any reading comprehension: no this post is not advocating putting a 90lb 4’10” woman against a 270lb 6’5” man in a boxing match. In most sports there are things called weight classes and height classes and they actually mean a lot more than what’s between your legs as far as performance. That said I took tae kwon do for a lot of years and by far the worst person in my classes to go up against was a 5’ nothing teenage girl who nearly outclassed the assistant teacher in sparring matches so even with the size disparity it’s not unheard of. Hell the reason the MLB was officially segregated was to keep out the girl who struck out Babe Ruth or the Olympic swimmer who caused the mens swim team to move because she was “breaking them” by lapping them without a second thought. Womens soccer is notoriously more aggressive and high energy than mens with vastly higher average scores for games. And all of this despite the fact that womens teams have consistently had lower funding for coaches and training equipment and lower pay for players. Hell that’s an argument to end sex segregation in sports right there, let women join teams that have the funding to hire the best coaches and watch how many would come through as world record breakers. I don’t have a doubt in my mind that there’s girls in school right now who could, with the right training, be better quarterbacks than anyone in the current NFL. And keeping trans girls out of sports isn’t gonna help them do that one bit.

i don't actually give a fuck whether fatness is an indicator of health because health shouldn't indicate a moral high ground. being healthy isn't some pinnacle of human achievement, it's not morally superior. and being unhealthy isn't a moral failing and shouldn't mean you're less worthy of kindness, justice, and a good life. signed, a chronically ill person who will never be "healthy" at any weight.

This hair ornament, which resembles a pair of feline ears, was worn for apparent ritualistic purposes. Based on a survey of extant cultural images from the period, it is believed to have signified sexual availability.

The more people actually get ANGRY about me saying you shouldn’t share nudes without permission the more I know I have to keep posting: If you don’t know whose ass that is, don’t share it. Stop reblogging stolen porn.

people who don't enjoy spicy food just haven't tried it enough and aren't willing. people think that children of other cultures can handle wild spice levels but their anglo saxon parents never put spice in their food and they're like "no there's something inherent to me that just can't handle it" oh my god live a little. stop being a bitch and let your eyes and nose run a little you'll be okay you won't die

There's about to be a lot of posts by a lot of people on why it's okay if they personally play the funny wizard game and I think my stance is that they're a bunch of pussies with no backbone and when it comes out I'll just go replay a good game instead