IS THIS REAL LIFE or IS IT A JOKE ?
Photos 1 -2:
Silver Fox Jimmy appears to be holding his semi-hard dick…or is he? Those of us who are involved in the field of cockology (as well as most of this fandom) have determined that Jimmy “dresses to the left”. See pics #3-4 above AND ALSO refer to the well done Bulge Appreciation post by @jimmypageismylife. (If you haven’t seen it please take a moment to do it. You won’t be disappointed)…..
Why would he do that in plain sight, you might ask? As a response I submit to you picture #3. Because anyone who puts his hands down his pants while on tv does not give a shit what anybody thinks. Period.
#4. Even though photographs consistently show Jimmys Bulge to the left, it is to the opposite side in both pics … WHY??
The question intrigued me so much that I am doing some research soon to be
published in the prestigious Journal of Cockology.
This cockology study seeks to determine whether it really is his half hard dick OR whether it is some bizarre practical joke involving a stuffed sausage or hotdog. ?
THEORY: I propose that Jimmy is holding his very own, real life dick
My initial theory is that the photo negative was unintentionally flipped which then makes his dick appear to be on the right. This error does happen frequently. Unfortunately there is no way for me prove it without talking to the photographer OR without comparing these two pictures with other pics taken at that same event. Does anyone know Where this picture was taken? And when??
Another indicator that the pic is real-life dick,:
Why would Jimmy change the way he packs his meat after a lifetime of being in the habit of packing it to his left?😁 that seems unlikely
CONCLUSION:
We can feel fairly confident after this study this study that : This is Real Life Dick he is holding even though it’s on the right. It appears to be a simple mistake made when someone flipped the negative while developing the film.
So for the purpose of this study we can assume that this is indeed Jimmy’s cock even though it’s dressed to the right (and not some practical joke using a hot dog or something….)
PROOF THAT JIMMY IS A GROWER, not A SHOW-ER:
Having now established that this IS real dick, I would like to refer back to my very first Cockology study which proposed that Jimmy is a “grower not a show-er”.
The theory for my first Cockology study was that Jimmy’s dick bulge may not be the best indicator of his true size- because most of the pictures were of an average size bulge. Kinda hum-drum…nothing earthshattering. didn’t overwhelm us like, say, Roberts. BUT I had a strong intuition that Jimmy’s dong. when erect, was probably more than average sized- (Which is referred to as being a “grower not show-er. Robert is both a “shower AND a grower ” because his bulge is always showing as huge and his dick “grows” to about 10 inches😜)
With that said, the two top pics seem to support my theory that Jimmy is a “grower”. What he is holding looks to be his semi-erect cock. Even though it’s not fully hard, it already has some girth and length.
BOTTOM LINE
- Jimmy IS INDEED A GROWER as I had suspected!!! . While his bulge is not as noticeable as Roberts, when at full attention Jimmy’s dick IS huge. This is also consistent with the popular belief that the majority of skinny guys are packing some real heat down below. So we can say with confidence that sly Silver Fox Jimmy still got it going ON after all these years.💥
🍋**If you’ve actually read this ridiculously long post, then you deserve a reward. I will entertain you with photos 5-6.
#5. Look at the expression on Jimmy’s face!!.
What’s happening Jim Jam? Are you having an irresistible itch?? Are you feeling pinched ? Or just need a re-adjustment??
#6. We may never know although I’d go with him feeling a bit of a pinch …since he is after all, a GROWER! 🍋🍋💋😜
Thanks to @where-the-hot-springs-blow for the initial pics that inspired the idea and for @waywaydowninside for encouragement during the research !😉
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