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HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

For fucks sake

(the sounds of heavy machinery and screams) i'm engaging in ARTS AND CRAFTS TIME

time sensitive question how flirt boy

"Man, as an aromantic person, Valentines Day must suck--" WRONG! All my involuntarily single friends are moping. All my coupled-up friends are stressing about putting together an activity. I am having a perfectly nice day knowing I can buy cheap candy tomorrow.

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

my garms…. I can’t play my vibeo gaems…. Zoo Tycoon 2 my beloved

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

the nether is terrifying because it is hell and monsters live there who want to hurt you. however, it gets even more terrifying when you think about Intentional Game Design. a world where you'll die if you try to sleep. you could get stuck there, growing wearier and wearier, until your eyes start to blur with the waves of heat rising from the earth. when you cave in and lay your head to rest the ground will explode. the souls trapped in the dirt will scream with you. you will never be heard. this world will rip you apart for the crime of being human. you cannot win. you cannot rest now. there are always monsters nearby.