Undertaker's Madness

Undertaker, how are your dancing skills? Do you know of every invented dance method?

Oi Undertaker, I've brought ye a new friend! This here be a real living doll named Annabelle. I'll just put her on top of the coffin that you're sleeping in, right now.

If I bought a houseboat and started living inside it, would you move in with me? I'll save a bedroom for you.

What would be your most favorite Spring flower?

Does a fellow such as yourself have a proper birthday?

Would the first day of the month of April be a funny event for you?

Hello, I have returned. Has a human done a kabedon on you?

Hello Undertaker, what is your favorite food or drink?

I'm wondering how you would look while wearing a dress, or a kilt.

It's a deal. Have you heard this joke before? "Why does everyone love cemeteries? Because they're dying to get in."

May I buy your Undertaking shop from you, and turn it into a fish & chips shop?