#ChoirGang

your ass-mar”

With lots of roger! I was in a roger mood lol

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Simon: this is Thistle! She’s my service dog for my seizures. She’s a golden retriever!

Roger [about to cry]: I hate you and her [softly petting Thistle] how dumb.

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Director: you’re late!

Wilfred: sorry Jack was outside and I was afraid to walk past him.

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Make up director: roger, can we please just help a little bit with your wardrobe?

Roger: [wearing an oversized “Bathory” hoodie, ripped jeans, and a really old pair of combat boots] no.

Make up director: is this how you want people to see you on TV?

Roger: myself..? Yes.

Ralph: I dislike you. But I admire you for that.

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Maurice: we should do a fake fire drill like on The Office

Jack: that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard

Jack and roger at the same time: let’s do it.

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Video editor: Piggy.. I appreciate that you’re so eager to learn but gosh you talk a mile a minute!

Piggy: yea I’ve just learned to tune myself out.. Anyway!-

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Jack: I should’ve burned this place down when I had the chance.

Ralph: [nervously glances to the director]

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Interviewer: so since you boys are so busy how do you manage to sort time with school and the show?

Ralph: well we’ve got a teacher who comes to set and does home schooling with us

{flashes over to old footage of “home schooling”}

Roger: [on his phone]

Piggy: [solving math with no issues]

Maurice: [putting a pencil in the microwave] this is for science

Jack: [confused] Ralph what’s #7?

Ralph: I got America

Jack:… Ralph this is math.

Ralph: wait- no.

Ralph: *quietly crying*

Everyone: ITS JESUS CHRIST PRAISE THE LORD

Me: ITS SIMON HE HAS RETURNED