The King Is Dead

no one congratulated me on becoming nxt champion and i am extremely disappointed with everyone.

Is this a surprised really or a “Jonathan…” One.

peep us on turner television tomorrow,  for some super duper epic amounts of fun.  probably gonna interfere with rigor mortis rhombus’s title match tomorrow.  who knows,  maybe.  

Can I just say that @sailorcedes and Bianca are queens walking this Earth?! I’m such a fan. And if you disagree, just unfollow me.

maybe it is,    maybe it isn’t.    i mean,    that kinda sounds like a little bit of a personal problem    –   have you considered killing them first?  

Well that’s great news! Glad to hear that!

rip,    please accept my deepest condolences for your shitty ankle. 

Come with me to bloodsport?

Question.

……I was serious.

Nothing.