pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

Anytime my GF says “OMG I love this movie!”, I know I’m about to watch a terrible movie.

shut up and watch the damn movie with your girlfriend you whiny shithead

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

Update: She sliced off her cheating husband’s penis with a straight razor.

im literally so terrified of someone being a part of my life for a long time bc i know it’s gonna hurt like a bitch when they leave 

Balenci who

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