MatMat

they got married btw

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

What if we hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged and hugged..

reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar

When i say "fight me" I mean "pin me to the bed and show me who's in charge"