I'm Into The Baessist

I’ve watched this like 10 times and it gets better the more I do

have you ever listened to something so horrible that you just had to continue listening even though it’s much healthier to just stop it cause that’s this

This is what they were training us for…

A bitch just wants to suck dick

a bitch just wants his dick sucked

a bitch just wants attention

a bitch just wants chicken nuggets

a bitch just wants to go back to sleep

The true gay agenda folks

A bitch just wants to not feel sad

A bitch wants weekly direct deposit.

I’m the stockboy

Fun fact: Ross handing the lamp to Chandler wasn’t scripted. David Schwimmer just randomly handed it to Matthew Perry. Matthew’s reaction is one hundred percent genuine.

Im drunk in a uber and just gazed upon two dudes in a dunkin donuts having an arm wrestling match

This is how they decide the mayor of Boston

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

#pure

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

where are my fellow hysterical women who would have either been a) an oracle in ancient greece or b) burned at the stake in medieval times…..make some noise ladies