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On the bus, there was some boomer yellin bs about pride month. Someone called him a clam slammer. New slur for cis homophobes

I just want to understand and be understood. Freezing hell would be easier.

Gender affirming jeanits. And i live by that.

I don't know if there's anyone other than myself who will find the following statement helpful. CRC ®️ Brake cleaner is terribly effective at cleaning melted butter. Thats no surprise but I don't think those 2 things were ever meant to cross paths. Please don't ask why or how I came to this realization.

I hate learning things on the Internet. It's like turning over a rock and finding cockroaches underneath it. and then, before you've even had time to process your vile discovery, some dick comes around and tells you that if you turn over the cockroaches you cand find more roaches underneath them too, and maybey even some house centipedes mixed in there too.

Er'body talkin about ancient grease and shit. Mis me with that, catch me in modern era full synthetic lubricant.

ADHD is one hell of a drug, I left my room in search of my phone and in my brain fog returned 20 min later, grilled cheese in hand. I had to make butter for this damn sandwich because I was out of butter but still have some heavy cream. I returned to my room and it was only when I began adding ketchup to my plate that I realised I was still down 1 phone and had made a sandwich while looking for it. My phone was 2m away on my bed BTW. I need a nap I think

Miss me with that "metal gear, solid" shit. Fuck it! metal gear liquid ( it took laxatives)