Slow down.

Can you blame me? The little fuckers are quite cute, and they’re not as stupid as half the so-called adults that surround us.

If I was a woman of faith, I would already be praying for the person she’d immediately con into letting her out.

You think little Miss Highness is going to be okay with a party going on, but she has to be stuck at some nursery feet away?

Well you would think, right? Even Talia’s friends are going to this damn party. My brother is like the fucking plague of the West Coast, even the damn Berrys are coming from LA.

I’m afraid that his recommendation will probably be busy with him. I don’t know if granny and ol’ pops will grace us with their presence, but assuming she’s good friends with my brother, I’d say yes.

Ah, yes. Well you know, first I need to focus on finding a proper sitter for the night. Jessie and her friend are away for spring break, and after the last little creep, I’m not going to leave her with just anyone.