Milo Krook @madebykrook - Tumblr Blog

Best artificer in Jrusar, if you know where to find me.

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This is a roleplay/ask blog for Milo Krook from Campaign 3 of Critical Role! Open to asks, shortform roleplay, and multi-para/literate roleplay either through Tumblr or Discord.

The writer is 21+ and asks that all interacting blogs be 18+. There may be adult content!

Spoilers for Campaign 4 will be tagged as c4 spoiler. This is a sideblog, so follows will come from main blog jakeparkapologist.

More info about the muse can be found here, and more info about the writer can be found here!

This is the writer's first foray back into tumblr rp after many years on other platforms, so patience is appreciated!

#critical role roleplay #HI HELLO EVERYONE #IM NEW HERE #critical role rp

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mathsuggestions

Fix your sleep schedule.

isuggestmadscience

I have a better suggestion. Stay up for research.

ooc // writer got beamed into hell so there's gonna be an indefinite but hopefully temporary hiatus around here

#im so sorry

starpeace

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

starpeace

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”

elidyce

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU’VE ‘HACKED’ MANA DRAIN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’

WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’

WHY IS THIS WORKING

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

superjustaguyblog

Okay but other direction can ALSO be a lot of fun

“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”

“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”

“You know HOW many spells? HOW? ... What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”

“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water... Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”

anachronistic-cat

Tags via @mia7437

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

#headcanons

quixotic-dragon

Personal gold stars

beppermints

i like to think im a good person for having some of these stars :o)

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Happy april fools day! What’s your favorite joke?

DEFINITELY gotta be answering things a week late.

Just kidding. I don't know if this counts as a joke as much as it was a prank, and really more of sabotage at that point. But there was a period of time when Anni was bringing a bunch of hookups back to the house. I was getting sick and tired of listening to strangers having sex. I tried everything- asking her nicely to be quieter, asking her rudely to be quieter, noise-cancelling cantrips, everything. Nothing worked. So I jury-rigged a sort of magical tinkering on a rock and attached it to the back of her headboard. Whenever the rock hit the wall, the magical tinkering would be triggered and the rock would start BLARING Winter's Crest carols.

She found it the first time it went off and threw it down the street, but it ruined her hookup and that's all I was after.

#she's mad at me about it to this DAY but i won. she stopped fucking at 100 decibels.#answered #milo yaps #critical role rp #critical role roleplay

ooc // apologies to anyone waiting on replies/interaction from me, i am in the torture nexus

#i will try to get replies done soon i pinky promise ty for your patience

hornestoothgap

T. Kingfisher - What Stalks the Deep

owlskitten

Image of text: “That is horrifying and I want to go home,” I said, although I pronounced it, “Ah, I see.”

#headcanons #i experience this very frequently i fear

❓+ Would you ever engage in cannibalism?

No!!!

#the punctuation feels just a little like cheating #as does elaborating in a whisper under the post BUUUT. gross.#critical role rp #critical role roleplay #milo yaps #answered

❓+ Is there someone in your life you would die to defend?

Yes.

#milo yaps #answered #(ignore me still figuring out my tagging system)#critical role rp #critical role roleplay

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scorporia

fuck with me

madebykrook

@ashton-the-reforged Felon needs a friend.

ashton-the-reforged

Only if you explain what I'm seeing and how it exists. I like misdemeanor though.

madebykrook

It is a Friend and I am Inviting It Inside.

#critical role rp #critical role roleplay

scorporia

fuck with me

madebykrook

@ashton-the-reforged Felon needs a friend.

#can we get one and name it misdemeanor...

rpmemegraveyard

The 'yes or no' game.

Send my muse "❓+" alongside harsh hitting questions, scenarios, anything question-related really, but they can only answer with "yes" or "no". Nothing more, nothing less.

#ask meme #PWEASE I LOVE THESE

punk-ashton

What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck. Why are there two of us. Is this a brain thing? Are you real? Can I lunch you? - ashton-the-reforged

The fuck? I sure as hell feel real. This may actually be a fucking brain thing... And no, you can't punch me!

ashton-the-reforged

Are you sure? Cause like. You could be an illusion. You could be a doppelganger.

Fuck this. @madebykrook vouch for me, I'm the real Ashton!

madebykrook

...you guys look the same!! Wait, what the fuck?

Okay, okay, okay. If you two are gonna punch each other, maybe you should do it in a controlled environment with a healer on standby? Given that you (both of you, I suppose???) have the tendency to make physics explode when you punch things. Gods, are you two gonna punch each other and create a black hole or some shit?

punk-ashton

Do I look like I fucking know if that could happen? I am not gonna punch, well... Them? Myself? Would this count as punching myself?

@ashton-the-reforged I don't care who of us is the "orginal" one, all I know is that I am very fucking sure that this is a brain thing, which is both fucking awesome and concerning.

UGH, this is situation giving me fucking headache already...

ashton-the-reforged

You and me both. Maybe @archivist-seth-domade can help us figure this out?

...I definitely need something strong and cheap to drink first.

archivist-seth-domade

... Well, I may be able to. Though I must say, considering your nature, this is not wholly surprising. If neither of you are fake this is very exciting.

madebykrook

It is exciting! This is pretty fucked up but also really cool. I figured there could theoretically be more Ashtons but I never thought it would actually happen!

#also hi hello i'm milo i live with one of these assholes #//#critical role rp #critical role roleplay #NOW THE PARTY IS FUCKIN STARTING!!!!!!!!!!!

punk-ashton

What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck. Why are there two of us. Is this a brain thing? Are you real? Can I lunch you? - ashton-the-reforged

The fuck? I sure as hell feel real. This may actually be a fucking brain thing... And no, you can't punch me!

ashton-the-reforged

Are you sure? Cause like. You could be an illusion. You could be a doppelganger.

Fuck this. @madebykrook vouch for me, I'm the real Ashton!

madebykrook

...you guys look the same!! Wait, what the fuck?

Okay, okay, okay. If you two are gonna punch each other, maybe you should do it in a controlled environment with a healer on standby? Given that you (both of you, I suppose???) have the tendency to make physics explode when you punch things. Gods, are you two gonna punch each other and create a black hole or some shit?

punk-ashton

Do I look like I fucking know if that could happen? I am not gonna punch, well... Them? Myself? Would this count as punching myself?

@ashton-the-reforged I don't care who of us is the "orginal" one, all I know is that I am very fucking sure that this is a brain thing, which is both fucking awesome and concerning.

UGH, this is situation giving me fucking headache already...

madebykrook

Take some painkillers. I have tests to run you. Both of you.

#it's been way too long since i have performed dubiously ethical experiments on the local barbarian population #//#critical role rp #critical role roleplay #more ashton for your fucking ashton #<- that is becoming my multiverse tag as of right nyeow

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punk-ashton

What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck. Why are there two of us. Is this a brain thing? Are you real? Can I lunch you? - ashton-the-reforged

The fuck? I sure as hell feel real. This may actually be a fucking brain thing... And no, you can't punch me!

ashton-the-reforged

Are you sure? Cause like. You could be an illusion. You could be a doppelganger.

Fuck this. @madebykrook vouch for me, I'm the real Ashton!

madebykrook

...you guys look the same!! Wait, what the fuck?

Okay, okay, okay. If you two are gonna punch each other, maybe you should do it in a controlled environment with a healer on standby? Given that you (both of you, I suppose???) have the tendency to make physics explode when you punch things. Gods, are you two gonna punch each other and create a black hole or some shit?

#i kind of want to see this now #//#TWO ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#critical role rp

thewickerking

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

madebykrook

@ashton-the-reforged

#this is how it feels walking into your room and seeing an entire dinner plate HALFWAY UNDER A SHEET #krook house shenanigans

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