Im The Mom Friend

When someone knocks on the door

“I-I didn’t kill anybody… it was all a joke!  R̸͚̫̗͈̒i̴̱̘͛̾̆̀g̷̪̔̊̓͐͌ḩ̵̯͇̏̓ͅt̶͚̫̫͗̊̐̑͜?̶̧̬͔̆”

The Colonel William Wilford Warfstach

A man now distorted and broken. A man gone insane and is now suffering from grandure delusions and hallucinations. A man who now believes death to be a pratical joke. A man who is still good but now dangerous. 

You started with Zen. His beauty intrigued you, but you soon realized that he was more than just a pretty face. His kindness and determination moved you. You stayed by his side until he was finally a star the whole of Korea knew. You’d loved him as long as you could, but his big dream came true, so it was time to move on.

RESET

Yoosung was different from the rest. Despite saying he needed a girlfriend, for the better part he needed a mother figure. You didn’t mind. He was sweet and innocent unlike the others. You gave him the nudge in the right direction, reminded him of the dreams that depression and loss had stolen from him. You stayed with him the longest, as he needed you the most. Now he was an independent though, which meant it was your time to leave

RESET

Then came Jaehee. She was strong and hard working to begin with, but those weren’t her issues. You found yourself lending her your ear and heart. When she asked you to start that cafe together you were so happy. You stayed for as long as you could, until she was finally able to smile without you around. She was at peace now, so you had to go.

RESET

Jumin is one of the most passionate people you’ve ever met. It’s either 0% or 100% with him and nothing in between. You teach him to find the balance, show him that sometimes 50% are more than enough. He doesn’t have to prove himself to anyone. You untangle that knot inside his mind that had formed over the years. He mellows which means you continue your path.

RESET

Saeyoung is twisted and complicated. There is much more to him than silly pranks, inappropriate jokes and his ability to save the day somehow. He is lonely and broken and while you can’t rewind time, you lead him to a happier, more peaceful path. He doesn’t make it easy for you, pushes you away more the others, but you still find your place in his heart and mend him from the inside out. He’s stronger now. Even without you, he’ll be fine.  RESET

Saeran has been through hell and back. Breaking through his shell seems impossible at first. He carries scars that are much deeper than skin and you worry you might not be able to help. The solution is much easier than you expect. Once you reunite him with his brother and give him the love he craved for so long he melts. You teach him how to forgive; others, but mostly himself. When he finally understands fully, you move on.

RESET

For a long time you weren’t sure whether V would accept your help. Rika had left him numb inside and unwilling to let anyone close. You have to be especially patient with him. Unlike the others, he’s loved before and lost the most because of it. He lets you in eventually and you heal all the wounds you can. You make him get his eyes fixed, no matter how much he insists he doesn’t want to. You know better. Only his passion for art can save him and you turn out to be right. The second he begins to travel again to take photo’s, you’ve finished your final journey

GOOD END

Lance knows that he’s not the best member on the team, he sees all the looks from Shiro and Allura. Yeah he tries his hardest but fighting has never been his thing. Back at home he would wrestle with his siblings but that was the extent of his fighting skills.

On days he would let his mind wander too far he would go to the training deck and try to fight out his anger like Keith does but that never really helped him.

One night he went into the training deck to get some extra practice when an idea came to him. He plugged in his music player into the control system and activated the training bot.

Never before had he fought with such ease. With the music playing he was able to turn it into a dance, a fast paced, dangerous, and absolutely stunning dance.

He trained like that for weeks, his skills steadily improving. But he never told the others. He’s not sure why he felt the need to keep it a secret from the rest of the team, but he did. Maybe he thought they would laugh at him for training that way, maybe he was afraid that wouldn’t let him train that way anymore cuz that’s not how soldiers fight.

Maybe it was both.

It was a day after a particularly hard mission that they found him. The missing went off, things didn’t go as planned and while no one got hurt, the mission was still a failure.

Lance had waited for everyone to go to sleep before he went to the training deck and started from level one. When the others woke up, on the way to the dining room they heard music. Not loud but definitely there. Together they followed the sound to the training deck doors, only for them to be locked. Allura then led the group to the training decks observation room.

“Where are you going, Lance?” Pidge glanced at him from the comfort of her moms arms. The older woman having dragged her family into a hug the second they were released from the government after saving the earth from the galra. 

“Ah,” Lance hummed, looking far too sad to be back on earth, “I’m gonna go see my family, I guess.” 

Kieth raised an eyebrow. Right now, only Pidge’s family was with them. Strange, cause Lance had a big family- not that Keith ever payed attention to when Lance talked about them, he swears- and they should have been there by now. Hunk sighs, “Do you, ah, do you want us to come with?” 

“Sure, Hunk, you guys can come. But first we need to pick up some flowers.” 

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After about fifteen minutes in a flower shop, the trio (Lance, Hunk, and Keith- Shiro was with Matt and his family and Pidge was with her family as well) made their way to a graveyard. 

Keith stayed silent as the walked down the rows of graves. They stopped at one. It was marked “The Mclain family” then listing off about twelve names.  Lance put the roses on the grave.

[Lance] La da da da da I’m gonna pilot red in your place La da da da da This ain’t gonna end in disgrace I’m gonna pilot red and ignore Keith’s pretty face I’m gonna…

[Keith] (spoken) Lance concentrate

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@langsty-mc-langstface rewrote the lyrics to an awesome Adventure Time classic for Langst™ and I knew the chords on my uke so I had to.

For the wonderful @whumpdump !! 

Lance blindly paces the dark castle halls. He’s on his third sleepless night, too afraid to sleep because every time his eyes flutter closed, he’s plagued with vivid, suffocating nightmares filled with death.

Pidge is first. She’s slammed into a wall, and Lance has to watch as her lifeless body crumples to the floor. He tries to stop it every time, but it’s as if his feet are glued to the floor.

Cut to Coran and Allura. Lance hovers in his lion just outside the castle as a fire flares up from a lower part of the castle. Coran and Allura bang on a glass window from the highest room, but anytime Lance tries to fly forward, he’s stopped by an unseen force and left to watch as the two disappear behind large flames and billowing smoke.

Cut to Keith. Lance is running in a Galra base, and as soon as he turns a corner, he see Keith being stabbed in the stomach by a large blade. Blood splatters from his mouth, and his body slowly slides from the blade and falls to the floor in a pool of blood.

Cut to Shiro, who jumps in front of Lance to protect him from being hit with a laser. The laser blasts a hole in Shiro’s chest, and he collapses, already dead before he hits the ground.

And cut to Hunk. Hunk is laid up in bed after being poisoned. His skin is ashen, and his ribs jut out from his sides. Blood stains his blankets and pillow, and Lance is forced to watch helplessly as his best friend fades away right before his very eyes.

Sleep is clearly not on Lance’s side, so he spends his nights exploring the castle. He’s just walking past Pidge’s room when he hears piercing scream that has him bursting into the green paladin’s room.