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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes

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finally some good fucking news
me: *places a cup of water for ME upon any surface in the fucking world*
my cat: ✨🌈gotta stay hydrated uwu🌈✨
me: this is my fucking drink and you know it, beast
my cat: ✨👅💦 you know what they say! 8 cups a day! 👅💦✨
me: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN WATER BOWL
my cat: ✨remember ur beautiful just the way you are babes!! drink water💦 spit fire! 🔥 blem blem blem blem blem ✨
Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!
I see this one like every year and I still dont know the characters involved but I love it, it’s not Halloween without the pumpkin dragons
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The struggle
literally me at the supermarket earlier LMAO
every time…
Some Gremlin is best
omfg I can’t BELIEVE I hadn’t reblogged this adorable addition to my post yet. I love the balloon and the flower crown.
@supersoftly
Will: Ugh, I hardly slept last night
Lou Ellen: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you
Will: Who would be thinking about me at 3am?
Nico: *gay panic*
Look at how well you age when you stay in your lane

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ME: (Looking up firework designs online for drawing reference)
ME: (instantly)Â Forbidden dildos.
I am so sorry. Forbidden tampons.
me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!
me thirty minutes later:
Aw come on, he just wants a hug.
Alexa, release my inhibitions

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Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?
Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?
Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*
Nearby horse: *neighs*
Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?
Horse: *snorts*
Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.
Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?
Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.
Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?
Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.
DON’T BE RACIST CARL
That spine comment made me reevaluate my life
Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!
This is oddly unsettling.
i’ve been laughing at this for 2 hours