The Mad Beach Bro

chuck fast thinklenuts

outta my way, straight boy

Does free will exist?

yeah

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation

makes you imagine the sound of a bowling ball striking pins

This counts as a spell.

holy shit yo????

id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !

Consider: A fantasy series where the court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an IT guy. Court Wizard, fixing the Queen’s magic mirror: has’t thee attempted cleansing and reapplying the runes anew?

Court Wizard sees like 17 hexes in the magic mirror and finds out the Flamebarrier blessing was turned off.

Court Wizard finally fixes the magic mirror and sees a reflection of the Queen reciting: Show me beautiful forest nymphs. Show me where to find beautiful forest nymphs. Show me local witches willing to summon beautiful forest nymphs to my kingdom. Show me beautiful witches. Show m

if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit

kirby and yoshi would send each other emails with cool pictures of fruit attached

humanity is about being silly and singing loudly and kissing people on the forehead. everything else is besides the point