problematic sudoku solving skills gap

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

every time my hair is greasy it’s like you might as well just take me out back and shoot me honestly

yeah i'm into petplay run me over with your car

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

shout out to bagels. a well timed bagel has changed my life at least 3 times

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

if something fundamental in me wasn’t missing i would be so fun to be around

You’re laughing. There are no cheeses for the meeces and you’re laughing.

some personal news: i have been found alive after a four day search

how to be gentle with yourself when you have the curse

life used to be better. it used to be May

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature