mad at one direction

Give me a heartwarming Christmas movie about Satan traveling around the world every Christmas to deliver presents to all the young kids and kids with learning disorders and disabilities who misspell “Santa” on their Christmas letters every year

And Santa’s all like, “You know, I can handle a few spelling mistakes, I got this,” and Lucifer is like “They’re addressed to me, fuck off, I’m doing it.”

Lucifer being protective of his fanmail is ceaselessly entertaining.

i literally honestly would pay money to go back in time and witness the hiatus conversation… harry’s already awkward as shit i can only imagine how it was when he was the only one who wanted to take a break.. who held louis back from swinging? liam or niall? his own lack of desire to physically touch harry? i need answers

full offense but 1d’s Back For You was about Eleanor so I’m saying Back To You is their reunion song

there’s a clip from the X Factor house where Zayn got a fortune cookie that said, “if you don’t change the direction in which you are going, you will end up where you are headed” and it’s quite possibly the cruelest I’ve ever witnessed fate to be.

not to get political but every song on Take Me Home (2012) is a timeless classic and these bops will live through the ages

#unimpressed vaguely confused and rapidly approaching annoyed is how i like my louises (x)