so give me all you got ; i can take it

𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐙𝐄  (𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎)

“i’ve  essentially  handed  my  heart  over  to  the  person  who’s  had  it  on  reserve  for  half  my  life.”

“i  was  coming  out  here  to  ask  why  you  were  acting  so  weird,  but  i  see  i  need  to  keep  things  present  tense.”

“it  never  occurred  to  me  that  you  might  be  mine.”

“i  laugh  because  this  feels  genuinely  impossible.”

“how  does  one  move  on  from  someone  so  kind  of  heart  and  fine  of  ass?”

“i’m  the  human  equivalent  of  a  fart  that  clears  the  room.”

“maybe  it’s  not  about  making  the  right  choices.”

“maybe  it’s  not  about  making  the  right  choices  exactly,  but  making  the  right  choices  because  you’re  finally  being  you.  maybe  that  what  you  needed.”

“the  only  person  whose  expectations  you  have  to  live  up  to  is  yourself.”

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐍𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐒 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗)

“i  can  appreciate  my  body  in  a  bikini  and  still  want  to  set  fire  to  the  patriarchy.”

“i  am  a  homebody,  through  and  through,  and  there’s  nothing  like  being  home.”

“don’t  threaten  me  with  a  good  time.”

“an  eight-hour  flight,  and  there’s  no  movie.  —  maybe  they’re  hoping  your  life  flashing  in  front  of  your  eyes  will  be  distraction  enough.”

“love  is  exhausting.”

“when  i  signed  up  for  this  honeymoon,  i  had  no  idea  it  would  involve  so  much  nudity.”

“should  i  have  told  them  about  the  time  you  gifted  me  that  last  will  and  testament  software  at  the  family  christmas  party?  i  mean  honestly—”

“work  like  a  captain,  play  like  a  pirate.”

𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐇 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐋'𝐒 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖)

“but  at  the  end  of  the  day,  being  myself  is  enough.  i’m  enough.”

“when  i  meet  someone  i  love,  i  become  an  octopus  and  wind  my  tentacles  around  their  heart,  tighter  and  tighter  until  they  can’t  deny  they  love  me  just  the  same.”

“i’ve  probably  loved  you  longer>”

“i  can  say  without  question  i’ve  honestly  never  known  anyone  else  like  you.”

“so  completely  undatable?”

“i  saw  it  and  i  thought  it  would  make  you  laugh.”

“you  look  ridiculous  in  that.”

“i  hope  you  wear  it  all  day.”

“you  look  ridiculous  in  that.  i  hope  you  wear  it  all  day.”

𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐒 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟕)

“straight-up  mediocre  vodka  it  is.”

“i  catch  a  flash  of  bare  ass  and  find  religion.”

“i  used  to  refer  to  her  as  social  lubricant,  but  [NAME]  made  me  promise  ot  never  use  that  phrase  again.”

“will  anything  ever  be  permanent?”

“what  the  hell  am  i  doing  with  my  life?”

“that’s  a  lot  of  meat.  no  pun  intended.”

“you’re  supposed  to  carry  the  bride  across  the  threshold  to  be  romantic,  not  because  she’s  broken  from  eating  her  weight  in  beef.”

“it  was  a  close  battle.”

“when  i  get  angry,  i  cry.”

“when  i  get  angry  i  cry.  it’s  like  the  two  wires  cross  in  my  emotional  brain.”

“i’m  still  awake  at  four  in  the  morning,  sitting  on  my  couch,  leg  jiggling.  nothing  helped  me  sleep.”

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖)

“i  never  got  to  fall  out  of  love.  i  just  had  to  move  on.”

“don’t  spoil  her/him  with  toys,  spoil  her/him  with  books.”

“i’m  not  prepared  for  this.”

“do  you  have  to  prepare  for  me?”

“i  couldn’t  go  home  to  someone  else  and  pretend  to  love  her  with  everything  i  have.”

“sometimes  it  feels  like  i  think  about  you  every  minute.”

“tell  her  you  love  her.  girls  need  the  words.”

“i  like  your  kind  of  quiet.  your  heart  isn’t  quiet.”

“i  like  your  kind  of  quiet.”

“what’s  your  favorite  word?”

“thanksgiving  on  the  floor  in  our  underwear?”

“you  can’t  think  that  long  before  giving  me  an  'okay’.  that’s  a  condescending  'okay’.”

𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐅-𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖)

“i’m  lonely.”

“i’m  lonely  because  i  don’t  tell  people  what  i  need  or  what  i  want.”

“i’m  lonely  because  i  don’t  tell  people  what  i  need  or  what  i  want,  and  then  get  hurt  when  they  don’t  figure  it  out  on  their  own.”

“the  craziest  thing  about  parenting  must  be  that  it’s  this  huge  experiment  and  you  have  no  idea  whether  it’s  successful  until,  like,  decades  later.”

“forgiveness  is  so  fucking  freeing.”

“i  should  have  been  more  offended.  but  i  only  have  one  emotion,  and  it’s  hunger.”

“me?  i  was  obsessed  with  serial  killers.”

“me?  i  was  obsessed  with  serial  killers.  more  specifically,  i  was  obsessed  with  the  idea  of  female  serial  killers.”

“you  deserve  good.  i’m  sorry  i  ever  let  you  believe  otherwise.”

“emotions  are  live  wires,  and  mine  are  doa.”

“i’d  call  you  a  douche  bag,  but  that  would  imply  you  could  actually  get  near  a  vagina.”

“i  thought  about  getting  a  cat  today.  that’s  a  solid  step  into  the  commitment  zone.”

“maybe  it’s  because  we  can  be  quiet  together,  and  it’s  never  weird.”