Shit talking Apple

That’s how you do I/O

None the less, it has nice, deep travel keys, dedicated media keys, dedicated volume knob (so nice) dedicated web navigation keys, very tall feet (I like my keyboards sloped) and two USB pass-through ports on the back. So far, the Dell SK-8135 crushes every Apple keyboard I’ve ever used. Maybe every keyboard I’ve ever used.

Four thumb drives, a mouse and an external hard drive. Do that with your Macbook.

This bus has more I/O than the average Macbook

This, their excellent mouse gestures, good speakers, and (until recently) decent keyboards, are all some of the things I will continue to praise Apple computers for. 

A real computer

Can't do this on the new Macbooks.

My Macbook is making a rattling noise. I hope it’s the fan, not the drive. One more fault to add to the list. I promised myself I’d make this thing die before I replace it, and this together with the graphics driver glitches and coil whine when idle tell me this piece of shit is close to the end. And I didn’t even need to drop it.

When I right-click on a song in iTunes, I should be given an option to open the song in a different music player. A good music player. Like Foobar. Or VLC. Or Windows Media Player. 

Still more useful than the stuff Apple’s doing lately.

Of course, I mean the actual “delete” key, not the key that LITERALLY EVERY OTHER MANUFACTURER calls BACKSPACE.

That moment when a 720p Dell monitor has more useful I/O than a $4000 MacBook.

Imagine if your car blew a tire, and when you went to change it, you found that the manufacturer had welded the wheel to the axel.

Come on, is this so hard?