hmmm

this is true. i need to be able to buy food, and pixie stix, and more labubus.

why the pixie stix?

If anyone needs me, I’ll be here trying to convince myself that grading papers counts as self-care. Or if you want to help me procrastinate, I'm open to that too. Surely you guys are up to more exciting things. Indulge me, please.

I feel like if you have to convince yourself that doing your job is self care you have much more pressing matters to worry about.

i got rid of my OF awhile ago because i thought lord tubbington didn't approve, but since he's running a gambling ring and reading my diary, i figure i don't have to a-peace him anymore. i made a lot on it before, so i'm sure i can do it again. a lot of desperate wallets out there.

Listen, if Tubbz has an issue with it he needs too take a long hard look at himself first. 'Sides, a person's gotta take care of themself, yeah? If it pays, it pays.

“But never have I been a blue calm sea. I have always been a storm.”

See, this sounds to me like you've not yet been snatched up for a paired or group themed costume and that, to me, sounds like a real waste of an opportunity. Thank you for the advice, though! I appreciate your wisdom.

I don't like Halloween and I'm not the kinda person who has those kinds of friends.

my onlyfriends is making a comeback, so keep your eyes peeled for the link to that in my instagram bio. i miss posting on there and doing topless talks, if you know you know. if you don't, topless talks are private live shows where i tell you about my day while topless. you'd be surprised at how many people choose that option.

Part of me wants to be surprised by this information, the rest of me, however, is not. I imagine you make a decent amount doing that.