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-super macho man (ignacio reyes) is a world circuit boxer of the wvba . he used to be an actor up until 18 , until he ran away and went to boxing instead . now not only does ignacio have to deal with his own issues , but a bunch of other versions of him too . his iguana is named richard :] (created by @hattyhimself)

-zombie macho (zombcho) is ignacio reyes but … not looking too great . he died and was revived only a week later by his mom since she has connections like dat . he can’t really talk anymore , he can only make grrgghg sounds , and he needs to eat human organs to stay ? alive ?? undead ? i dunno , he needs them so this may cause an issue (created by @hattyhimself) 

-El Macho (cowboycho) is a bounty hunter from the Wild West who works under his boss, Mr. Dream. He prides himself on making sure he collects as many bounties as possible to keep the streets clean of course, even at the expense of his wellbeing. He's had a few sleepless nights, don't worry about it. After this strange universe ripping event, he’s been pried from his duties, surely his boss doesn’t notice his absence (created by @foureyedfella)

-Zleeb Macho (zleebcho) is an alien, doing gneep gnorp things… He is an animalistic like creature that spends his days running around, hunting, and playing with his other zleeb friends. While he speaks in clicks and meeps, he is good at mimicking people and things in general like a Lyrebird! He’s also a very sociable creature, hopefully he gets along with the other machos :0 (created by @foureyedfella)

El Macho mas chingon (Enrique Ferarri): former movie star and current celebrity, Super Macho Man loves the limelight. Always looking for attention and proving he's the best, he's found himself in constant competition with his other selves(disliking his many similarities with one in particular). Always at parties and big events, now he's gotta prove himself the most Macho of all the Macho men! (created by @foundfamily-connoisseur)

UMA Super Macho Man (umacho); this lovely Californian uma musume prides herself in her amazing race record and well kept body! With 7 G1s under her belt, her confidence and ego isnt just for show! She's here to have fun with her equally Macho selves and figure out what "horses" are. (created by @foundfamily-connoisseur)

Piglin Macho (Pigcho);A Piglin infamously known for his cocky demeanor and his insatiable greed, you’ll never catch him without a few bars of gold sticking out of his satchel. A member of the Nether’s Piglin Infantry, you’d think he’d spend most of his time training and battling, but in actuality, you’ll often spot him flexing or tending to his beloved fur. Now surrounded by various versions of himself, he’ll prove himself to be the best of the best! (created by @hondolicious)

Pastel Super Macho Man (pastelcho); Ranked #1 in the Pastel WVBA’s World Circuit, Pastel Super Macho Man, known legally as Ramiro Milagros, prides himself in his colorful appearance. As both a famous boxer and an influential model, he’s constantly preening and primping, showing off at any chance he gets, although he definitely has a habit of getting carried away, especially at parties. If you’re looking for a macho man, he’s right beneath your nose, and if you look closer, there’s something under his too.. (created by @hondolicious)