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"I asked ChatGPT"

Well I asked Shawn Spencer and he pressed his fingers to his temples and said he was getting a vision

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Psych is such a weird show bc in a lot of ways it's constantly asking, "can you forgive your father? even tho he could never forgive you, can you forgive him?" and the thing he could never forgive you for was not meeting his exact very specific expectations. And the answer keeps being yes you can, because not doing so is worse. You tried and it hurt more. You tried and it made you more miserable. You forgive him because he's all you have most of the time, and its somehow less complicated than whatever you have going on with your mom. You can forgive him but you can't forget, and then one day he realizes that he was wrong and there was nothing he should have taken as a slight about you, but you both just never acknowledge this paradigm shift in your relationship bc it'd be more awkward then fighting again for the millionth time. So things get better but you never say why, you never acknowledge it unless forced and somehow you forgive him more than your mom who you were never even half as mad at.

But also it's about breaking and entering into sea world and making a janitor think you killed your best friend so you can escape, it's about gaslighting your coworkers into thinking you are the dumbest man alive, it's about only closing a mystery when it's as funnt as possible and making sure everyone else around you is as baffled as possible. It's about childhood and nostalgia and growing up in the most chaotic way you can. It's about people being killed with a t-rex skull, it's about slapstick and committing to the bit and being the silliest messiest bisexual on tv in 2006-2014.

It's about a son and his father and forgiveness and somehow also they are in a circus tent trying to find out why a corpse was launched from a cannon. And also there's an extended musical episode that makes it onto my personal Spotify year after year

#psych my beloved

fella-lovin-fella

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

xenos2189

maybe it's too late but still

t4timekeeper

anyway i think fans of unjustly overhated female characters and fans of unjustly overhated characters of colour should unionize

#kali stranger things #jet atla

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stephexmachina

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

#salem and ozma backstory episode #<- you are the most correct person here #but also #the ballad of songbirds & snakes #snowbaird my beloved <3 #and darkstalker!#and the star wars prequels if you squint #god i love this trope

pepirsalt

this fanfic shit is easy

(I know this has likely already been done just like this but these posts make me laugh and I wanted to make one)

Love musicals where act 1 is Fuck Around and act 2 is Find Out

#musicals #musical theatre #wicked #heathers #the great gatsby

drowning-in-decibels

tfw the cashier at the grocery store calls you sir>>>>>>>>

#not even a trans man just a masc lesbian but nothing can top this feeling

bumblebeebats

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

#i have over 3000 songs in my liked songs how am i still hearing Hamilton and fnaf fan songs

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kingcatnine

tumblr users will be like it's wrong to judge people based on their words and actions

roseimtryingtoresonateconcrete25

It’s so funny how there’s right wing whovians when the first series is about a bi4bi working class couple (nine was literally homeless after watching his planet explode) starting unions across space and time

#Doctor who season 1 was literally about rose and the doctor searching across space and time for their third

redstonedust

Did you ever play four nights at Freddy's?

i'm glad fnaf security guards get the four day work week now. we could all learn something from them.

dogpuppy

#if kendrick actually released a steampunk album I’d bump that shit every day

dogpuppy

This would actually help my child after he’s seen a horror movie commercial

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zoctopode

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

woodsdyke

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

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