you keep hearing these stories of terminally ill patients lying on their deathbeds and you really start to wonder if maybe moving those patients to their lifebeds would be better for their survival

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you keep hearing these stories of terminally ill patients lying on their deathbeds and you really start to wonder if maybe moving those patients to their lifebeds would be better for their survival

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just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design
im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting
"I asked ChatGPT"
Well I asked Shawn Spencer and he pressed his fingers to his temples and said he was getting a vision
Psych is such a weird show bc in a lot of ways it's constantly asking, "can you forgive your father? even tho he could never forgive you, can you forgive him?" and the thing he could never forgive you for was not meeting his exact very specific expectations. And the answer keeps being yes you can, because not doing so is worse. You tried and it hurt more. You tried and it made you more miserable. You forgive him because he's all you have most of the time, and its somehow less complicated than whatever you have going on with your mom. You can forgive him but you can't forget, and then one day he realizes that he was wrong and there was nothing he should have taken as a slight about you, but you both just never acknowledge this paradigm shift in your relationship bc it'd be more awkward then fighting again for the millionth time. So things get better but you never say why, you never acknowledge it unless forced and somehow you forgive him more than your mom who you were never even half as mad at.
But also it's about breaking and entering into sea world and making a janitor think you killed your best friend so you can escape, it's about gaslighting your coworkers into thinking you are the dumbest man alive, it's about only closing a mystery when it's as funnt as possible and making sure everyone else around you is as baffled as possible. It's about childhood and nostalgia and growing up in the most chaotic way you can. It's about people being killed with a t-rex skull, it's about slapstick and committing to the bit and being the silliest messiest bisexual on tv in 2006-2014.
It's about a son and his father and forgiveness and somehow also they are in a circus tent trying to find out why a corpse was launched from a cannon. And also there's an extended musical episode that makes it onto my personal Spotify year after year

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i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me
maybe it's too late but still
anyway i think fans of unjustly overhated female characters and fans of unjustly overhated characters of colour should unionize
proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up
this fanfic shit is easy
(I know this has likely already been done just like this but these posts make me laugh and I wanted to make one)

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Love musicals where act 1 is Fuck Around and act 2 is Find Out
tfw the cashier at the grocery store calls you sir>>>>>>>>
How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton
tumblr users will be like it's wrong to judge people based on their words and actions
It’s so funny how there’s right wing whovians when the first series is about a bi4bi working class couple (nine was literally homeless after watching his planet explode) starting unions across space and time

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Did you ever play four nights at Freddy's?
i'm glad fnaf security guards get the four day work week now. we could all learn something from them.