Okay I know the quote tweet is supposed to be ridiculous but that is how people talk. I have seen people talk exactly like that. That is not even a ridiculous exaggeration of how certain lefty types talk.
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Okay I know the quote tweet is supposed to be ridiculous but that is how people talk. I have seen people talk exactly like that. That is not even a ridiculous exaggeration of how certain lefty types talk.

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every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen
we need more non white writers in doctor who because realistically if the master regenerated into what humans perceive as an indian british man his instinct would not be to join the nazis, it would be to troll the hell out of everyone. the master would be like "ugh. unit is always racially profiling me" and the doctor would be like "you literally tried to set london on fire" and the master would be like "wow, doctor, racist much? just assuming i'm a criminal because i'm a brown man?" and the doctor would be like "three hundred years ago you tried to blow up the taj mahal" and the master would be like "what can i say? it was in the way"
when companions say "my doctor" they mean the incarnation(s) they've travelled with, but when the master/missy says "my doctor" they mean that possessively, the doctor is theirs to have and theirs to kill, no one else can have the doctor
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stop calling flowery a tumblr sexyman. that’s an industry plant.

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the charming and perfect Tenna intro vs the scary and horrible Flowery intro
Deltarune chapter 5 crazy it gave us Ace Attorney
I truly cannot process how little amount of time is passing in Deltarune. It’s been almost 8 years, you cannot tell me they’ve been on their little adventure for less than a week
“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard
Diabolical of Toby to actually force us to make a choice between Susielle, Krusie, and Kriselle, thanks for the Kralsei crumbs though

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liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno
The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds
metal from heaven wormed its way so far in my brain i made a meme
ive never made a meme before i hope the three people in the world who get this enjoy my humble offering
you keep hearing these stories of terminally ill patients lying on their deathbeds and you really start to wonder if maybe moving those patients to their lifebeds would be better for their survival
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im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting
"I asked ChatGPT"
Well I asked Shawn Spencer and he pressed his fingers to his temples and said he was getting a vision