DAZMALAZ

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

Confidence Helps

haters will see me and be beset by locusts

what about lovers?

still the locusts but in a fun way

making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards

What did I just read

the truth 

me, grabbing the aux at a party: hey have y'all heard the glee version of this???

These are literally the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen in my fucking life

only tops can eat dark chocolate by itself

Excuse me I’m a bottom and I love dark chocolate

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does