CURIOSITY.

FIVE years ?? i’ve had carson for FIVE YEARS ???

perhaps one day i will make a list of all of carson’s roommates that work on the same true crime and spooky shit web series that he does but that day is not today

carson’s bisexual awakening was rod serling, which should not come as a surprise to anyone

i miss carson : ( here’s a tag drop 

carson when faced with a creepy abandoned asylum where various howls of agony reverberate from the depths of: bet there’ll be lots of good shots to frame! let’s go! carson when faced with having to order fast food with a person face-to-face: i think i’d rather die actually

carson vc: it’s not that i don’t believe in the supernatural because of science, i’m just really bummed out that if demons exist one hasn’t tried to claw its way into my body or carved its name on my stomach or something that’s all

carson is so funny to me cuz he dresses like someone that does tax assessments for a living but he frequents like new age metaphysical stores with creepy artifacts on a weekly basis

sb in carson’s apartment: what’s that carson: oh that’s just my collection of 1800s post-mortem photography where they’d arrange their deceased loved ones and take pictures with them since cameras were in their infancy and film was really expensive so you could only really get your picture taken once in your life sb, leaving: i actually just remembered i have an appointment i have to go to ---

changing carson’s backstory from strictly a documentary film guy to reflect more of the current entertainment climate when it comes to true crime... think i’m gonna have him work on a buzzfeed unsolved type web show