Malicious Marco

sauteed her ass

6 hour long fight at this year’s Tolkien Historical Society Conference about whether Middle Earth has bees, before I reminded everyone that the Rohirrim had mead halls, which means they had honey, which means there’s bees. Everyone sighed and the conference continued. This is the life of a Tolkien scholar. 

It’s what he would have wanted

op why did you wait six hours 

bro stop falling in love w the intangible idea youve projected onto someone you barely know youre scaring the hoes

I. Am. DYING

she turned his remote vibe on 😳

this is canon

the level of editing oh my god. the timing of it all and the accuracy.. best post ever

Show me your hole

I’m getting towards the end of a rewatch of Battlestar, so loving this.