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sometimes data looks up at people with these big wet eyes and it's suddenly perfectly clear how he became everybody's favorite robo-boy

data, later: hello, geordi. i have created a portrait of us as terran cats. this artistic technique is known as pointillism. it became popular during the late nineteenth century. i selected an american bobtail to represent you, and an oriental shorthair to represent myself. after researching feline behavioral characteristics and common humanoid-to-animal artistic associations, i concluded these were the most statistically appropriate choices. of course, it is not possible to determine which cat breeds we would actually resemble unless we experienced a transporter malfunction or a similar form of energy fluctuation leading to an unexpected physical transformation. i also adjusted the composition to accommodate your VISOR’s perceptual processing. you have previously informed me that faint details tend to blend into surrounding imagery. because of this, i used a high level of contrast to better define the silhouettes. the cats' whiskers and ocular details were rendered in pure white to improve clarity. i additionally incorporated bright violets, cyans, and saturated blues to the main color palette of the piece, as these wavelengths appeared more distinguishable within your visual spectrum. what do you think, geordi?

How it feels sometimes.

Spot. The difference.

Example art from Tumblr users @poltergrease @teenageclown and randomationality (deactivated?)

I do not think it means what you think it means.

(source) its so funny how actual Greek and Homeric scholars are talking about this movie vs the fact that people on tumblr are acting like Nolan personally dug up Homer's actual bones and pissed on them

#afuckingpedofil3

when england lose, women bruise

looked up and miss girl was sitting on the roof STARING at me. tried to get her with her head right behind the moon but she took off too early!

Sorry if you felt my brief absence, I was feeling a little uncomfortable being here, but don't worry, it was nothing a couple of days away couldn't fix 🫶🏻

That shit was absolute peak

I love you