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Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of 2018 will be for you

do yall remember those two little white boys in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling?? i hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when i would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill ass voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed i will never forgive them

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

tarot

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

elves do all of santa’s work because santa is too busy WERKING

In my head this is FKA twigs wearing a Santa costume

FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!! 

@thanksgivingsandwich great for us!!!