no but in all seriousness, don’t force relationships and don’t force friendships. if these things aren’t flowing into your life naturally, you can do without them until they do.

its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore

as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

I’m tired. Tired of pretending to be happy.

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

I’m literally doing my best but I’m not gonna beg anyone to understand that

i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

I’d like to give a very big fuck you to anyone who talks badly about janitors, trashmen, maids, house cleaners,ect.