Thousand dicks

having trouble getting up in the morning?

anxious?

websites that will help you relax: i ii

yoga poses for stress relief

exercise helps you concentrate 

study snacks: i ii iii

study playlist

studying tips

studying techniques

tips to help you concentrate

chrome site blocker (v useful)

pull an all nighter and still do well on your exam

having a bad day?

motivation

learning a new language?

for a stronger vocabulary game

having trouble memorizing? 

having trouble with homework?

teaches you everything

educational websites

googling tips

this websites slays google

when your teacher says not to use wikipedia (an alternative)

free microsoft word

download free books

forgot your book at home?

rent text books for much less

masterpost of book masterposts

writing resources

write a killer essay

helps you solve almost every math problem

reference for mathematical formulas

for those hard science words

chemical equation balancer

you deserve a study break!! so:

movie masterpost

makeup masterpost

Watch penguins at Sea World (personal favourite)

Watch a TV show!

Get recipes determined by what you have in your fridge

Get a hug!

This brings you to a random place on earth and you have to guess where you are

bonus:

survival guide:

advice for college

how to survive in college

how to survive freshmen year of high school

college packing list

alternative to buying expensive textbooks

dorm room survival

free online college courses

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One single unverified claim lead to news reports that plastic straws were one of the #1 plastic pollutants in the ocean.

The general public wasn’t really that convinced and easily figured out that it wasn’t true in maybe a couple of days.

Major businesses seized on it anyway so they could save money on straws while pretending they were “green” now.

Socially liberal people were probably the first to point out that it was all a scam

They also pointed out that disabled people need drinking straws

Conservatives nonetheless blamed the “straw bans” on “TRIGGERED LIBERAL SNOWFLAKES!!!!!!!!” to such a degree that it continues to be one of their favorite talking points.

The president of the united states is now making money off of conservatives who are emotionally distraught enough to buy overpriced “trump straws” as a political statement against enemies who don’t even exist.

after all that bullshit, it actually would still be worth cutting down on straws along with all single-use plastics

the things being chosen to replace them are as bad or worse

I asked the server for the biggest one they had and she said “that’s the 7x7, it’s not on the menu…you don’t want that”

And immediately my friends knew I was fucked because I felt challenged which I blame on my middle child syndrome and also on that I am by birth just an idiot so I ordered it without knowing competitive food bloggers write entire articles about this thing.

I sort of knew I was in trouble when the cook came to see who’d ordered it but I wasn’t backing down and in the end I ate all 1300 calories and THEN the fries and ALSO my shake and I had to go to my friend’s and take a three hour nap and when I woke up I was so fucked up that I just started eating leaves straight off her mint plant because antacids weren’t going to cut it.

Then I complained for like two days and Ultimately I learned absolutely nothing.

It is important that anybody new to vocaloid or even veteran fans understand something VERY important:

Miku is an instrument, a tool, a program. A song cannot be “by” Hatsune Miku. By saying this you are refusing to credit the talented producer who made that song. Miku and any other vocaloid singer is a guest singer technically. If you’re going to formally address a song, format it like this:

Rolling Girl by Wowaka ft. Hatsune Miku.

Specifically using Rolling Girl as an example because the producer, Wowaka, stopped making music with vocaloid because he wasn’t being credited for his work. Nobody recognized his music as HIS music. It was all “Miku’s music”.

Me: I have anxiety

People: Now you know that you can get better

Me: I have OCD, so my brain spams me with terrifying thoughts until I do things to get rid of them. This is a compulsion.

People: So you know nothing bad will actually happen if you don’t do that! Why not just stop doing it?

Someone: It’s not a big deal, why are you freaking out?

Me: *through sobs* I can’t… I can’t stop, I know it’s dumb… I know I shouldn’t be like this.

Them: Oh, well if you know that it’s dumb to freak out then why are you still freaking out?

I’d have to watch the movie again to go into any detail, but Kronk is actually the smartest damn person IN this movie.  There’s nothing he doesn’t know, he’s got all this specialized knowledge, dude is probably horrifically well read.  He’s NOT stupid, he’s just eager to please and doesn’t have a proper “No” threshhold.

In the second gif, he’s like - “No, wait, I’m not who you think I am.”

Then in the fourth, he’s like - “Oh my God, the cook is gone and she’s got all these orders.  If somebody doesn’t cook that up people are going to get upset!  They’ll take it out on this poor woman who’s been on her feet all day and doesn’t deserve their wrath!  And…oh my God…PEOPLE WILL BE HUNGRY!”

Then in the sixth gif he’s like - “NOT ON KRONK’S WATCH!”

He’s doing the right thing and he knows it.  No judgement, no condescension, just always a moment to register the task at hand, determine the most logical course of action to completing it, and then it’s GO GO GO.

His only problem is that he never stops to ask himself whether this is actually his problem to solve, or whether people are taking advantage of him, and I love him for it.