i love my princess

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1) If you have public Devilgram account: you wouldn’t be outrightly as famous as The Seven Brothers, but you WOULD garner quite a following number because of your reputation with the characters.

Some of your followers even would jokingly leave a ship comment of you and the characters (and Mammon would always get comically possessive to any comments that ships you with someone else than him)

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2) Honestly, Mammon used your bed more than you. Yeah, he got a better room. But hey, nothing beats your smell.

He claims your bed was annoyingly softer than his only for Leviathan to call him out that he was just trying to relieve the times on when he was sleeping on the bed with you.

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3) Asmodeus had done some makeup tutorial on your face and posted it on Deviltube. Only to get taken down because ‘too many inappropriate words and gesture’

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4) Your relationship with Lucifer is passive aggressive especially in the house.

You’d be sarcastic about the way he sips his coffee even though it was silent, and he would say “sorry I didn’t know you have super-hearing tendency considering you’d always up to mischief despite my lecture”

AND THEN—you’d mockingly mumble something incoherent as Lucifer placed down his cup in annoyance and stares at you. You’d look anywhere but him, innocently, like you’ve done nothing wrong.

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5) Some incubi and succubi did had a crush on you. Some even put love letters under your desk or go all the way of asking you out with grand gestures. (Ganging up on you, professed love, with their friends putting up ‘PLEASE DATE ME’ banner).

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6) (Prior to Number 5 headcanons):

The brothers would be DEEPLY affected. When you suddenly doll up and said “oh I’m going out” and they said “with who?” and you goes like “someone asked me on a date and I’m like, why not?”.

Mammon would probably go BALLISTIC and stalks you the entire date. Other brothers would want to stop it too, especially Lucifer, but he realised how that poorly reflects his image and would just bury himself in paperwork more and was easily angered.

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7) Beelzebub takes the LONGEST dump. You even fell asleep while waiting for him to finish at RAD’s washroom before walking back home.

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8) If you and Mammon gets overly flirty, his head was basically within the clouds, as if he’s on drug.

You took these opportunities to film him while he’s in that ‘flirty, soft boy state’ to show him the next time he says he won’t admit he loves you.

His response to these videos are usually: trying to steal your phone away and says “promise me ya wont SHOW IT TO ANYONE”

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9) Belphegor cuddles you all the time like you’re his mother. (Widely known by everyone to be honest)

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10) Beelzebub would come to the kitchen when you were cooking and asks “sample?”

You said “no” (stress enough that you had to cook a super xxxl large portion because of Beel hunger. )

Mammon would visit the kitchen and goes “smells so good whatcha doin’?” and silently eat some of the unfinished stuff.

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11) Lucifer gives you a fixed monthly allowance as a gratitude of your presence in the family…precisely, in his life.

He gets a bit possessive if he finds out you’re short of money—If it’s because of reckless spending, he won’t give you extra allowance and would pay for your needs himself. This is his way of….disciplining you with money.

11.5) Despite that, Lucifer loves to spoil you though. Such a contradiction

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Last but not least: Diavolo has baby-fever. And would look at you with pouted looks if there’s baby nearby and you’d be like “WHAT?!”

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MAMMON has always been a gentleman. He let's you do whatever you want with him, you can strap a vibrator on his tip for hours and he won't say a single thing outside of praises and words of gratitude. So when you let him do the same to you, he was beyond euphoric.

Getting to fuck his baby the way he wants to is such a dream, and you're giving it to him for free? He was in ecstasy, that is until you tried to crawl away that you felt his soft palms on your shoulders clamping harder. "You're pulling away? That's unfair." His eyes were wide and in disbelief. "I let you do anything to me, so be fair and stop being such a baby and take it all like I did."

LEVIATHAN who has been fucking you since he got off that stupid game. You've been whining about wanting his attention and when he gives it to you, you're being a bitch like this. Being so ungrateful and trying to pull away from his cock? Ah, could it be that you want two? Sure, he can work with that.

"What? What now?" he groaned after you clamped your teeth on his tail that has keeping you quiet by fucking your throat. He looked to your eyes and saw you motioning towards the two cock plunging in and out of your hole without abandon. He knew you're nearing on blacking out, but this is what brats get, right? "Mhm, don't tell me you want my tail down here too?"

SATAN was prim and proper. The type you will expect to make love in cotton sheets in a room filled with candles and rose petals. Laying you down slowly and making you feel valued and loved, patiently preparing you for a night full of sensuality. But even the calmest seas have waves.

Getting him riled up is harder when you want it for sex. He refuse to hurt or be rough with you, he wants sex with you to be about love than pleasure. But it's so hard to not prove you wrong when you try to frame him as a limp dick who can't get it up for that long. But now, he's seeing who really can't get it up. "What was that, limp dick you said? What about now? Am I still a 'limp dick'?" he laughed cruelly, "I guess it won't be going limp for another three hours... You sure you're still awake by then?"

ASMODEUS was the perfect man. High libido, perfect performance, nothing about him is unsatisfactory. That's why being in a relationship with him can put pressure on you. Pressure to meet the same level of quality when it comes to sex. You want to make sure he's satisfied, and you're sure you can't give him that type of satisfaction he gives you unless... You let him achieve it himself.

He looks dainty and put together everytime that you forget he's the literal avatar of lust. And so he needed to remind you. With his arms around your neck and plowing you from the back, he's never been so barbaric in bed until now. Never been so... Demanding. "Come on, keep up." He said between thrusts and sneers. "You want me to be satisfied right? And you're tapping out?" He laughed, "Thought you're better than that!~ Thought I taught you better than that...~"

BEELZEBUB who has been fucking you how you like it, he knows he's big and that it hurts but he just can't ignore the fact that he's still rock-hard even after five rounds, don't you pity him? The last thing you heard was a primal growl before you knew you were fucked.

Thick arms wrapped around your neck before you realize, forcing your back to arch the way he likes. He whispered, "Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go..." He chanted like a prayer as he drilled his cock in and out of your cunt without a break, "Just one—no, five more..."

BELPHEGOR has been fucking you without a break. Fast and rough, one look and you might think that he's a rabid animal submitting to heat. His mouth is swearing he's got everything under control but the way he's been moaning loudly too from how much he has pushed himself to keep fucking you even during his own orgasms.

So when you tried to pull away even just for a bit, just so that his cock stops hitting that sensitive spot inside you, his hand clamped down the back of your head and pulled it hard. "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" He asked in such a hurried tone. "Not hard enough? Which is it, tell me. Don't fucking do that." He asked as he pushed himself deeper to your guts.

DIAVOLO has been in prep for forever. It takes him so long to loosen you up that before he even starts, you're already done. This is another case of that. His tip has been on your sweet spot for half an hour now, poking just enough to make you twitch and drool but not enough to drive you crazy, not rough enough.

It has been hour of edging for you and the only reasonable thing for you to do is run away from the source of your demise. You found out that isn't exactly the best choice when his large hands engulfed your head, pushing it down on the pillow, "Going anywhere? I'm not even halfway in yet, don't be greedy." His smile was there but his mercy sure is not.

BARBATOS was the one assigned to teach you courtly manners so that when you're around the future king of the Devildom, you won't embarrass yourself like the human you are. That includes all types of manners including the ones in bed.

"I said to swallow all." a harsh slap landed on your cheek as his gloved hands tightened around your locks. "What would others think if you can't do even the simplest of the simple things?" He cruelly asked before pushing his cock down your throat. "Or perhaps my cock just isn't that deep down your throat? I see, so that's the problem. That's easy to fix—just open your mouth wider."

SIMEON is an angel. In no dimension will he end up so greedy for sins of the body that he will not listen to your demands for a break. He's not the same as other men who will push you beyond your limits for their own satisfaction. Simeon is an angel. Well, was an angel.

"Are you doing okay there, honey?" he looked down on the back of your head, you face planted on the pillow so hard he doesn't even know if you're getting enough air to breath. "Don't worry, love. Just two more and we'll switch to a different position."

SOLOMON has been as cheeky as he was the first time you met him. He's playful when it comes to bed but he knows your bounderies. He knows when you don't want it, when you've had your fill, and when you're begging for more despite the opposing please.

His giggles echoed inside the room as sweat drips down from his forehead the same way his cum drips out from your hole. "You want me to pause?" His giggle got louder and his pace got faster. "Unfortunately for you, I will keep doing whatever I want."

MEPHISTOPHELES is one of the people who are easy. It's easy get under his skin and easy to get inside his pants. Somehow, you always manage to do both without even trying.

"Fuck," His husky voice reverbrated through his chest as he kept on bouncing you on his cock. Even when you try to push his chest away, he doesn't even bulge. "Can't belive this irrelevant little bitch dare to stress me out like this. Hey, you better not stop riding me until I told you so."

RAPHAEL has always been calm, not the type to be easily swayed by such vicious desires. He doesn't understand why people like the concept of "overstimulation" turns people on, everything too much is bad too.

That is until you convinced him to try doing it after his perceived limit. So when he discovered what it feels like and you started regretting telling him about it, by the time you're crawling away, he pulled you back by your wrists, "What's wrong? You want to change position? Should I pin you on the headboard? You always liked that—" he was desperate to solve whatever discomfort you're having just so that you two can continue but when you said you needed a break, he panicked. That's not possible.

THIRTEEN she's one of the most cruel. It doesn't matter if you're swollen, if you can't cum anymore. Your body will create more of that later, for now, enjoy the fucking pleasure in pain first.

Barbatos:

⟶ Is near side every day, usually only leaving you be when you're sleeping or in the middle of classes. He practically follows you around everywhere and waits for you to ask for something you need. In fact, he watches any subtle gestures you do that could allude to something you wanted. It could be as simple as wrapping your arms around yourself briefly so he could offer you his jacket. It's endearing, yes, but also pretty worrying.

⟶ If Barbatos knew you had a thing for gloves or a voice likes his, he finds a way to subtly seduce you. This includes light touches, especially close to your face. He makes sure to drop his voice lower and whispers in your ear if you're doing alright and if you need anything. This butler just knows how to fluster you and send shivers down your spine, wanting to know if his voice has the same effect on you as yours does on him.

⟶ Barbatos would try to get you to have perverted thoughts about him, so he can tease you about them instead. Since he's superb at maintaining a straight face and is a terrifyingly good smooth talker, he could most likely get you to crush on him fast.

Simeon:

⟶ Being an angel, Simeon's most likely the least perverted out of the dateables. He knows how to properly court you like taking you on dates and giving you small gifts. Plus, he doesn't get much lewd thoughts before you two are in an actual relationship. Simeon is a gentleman.

⟶ The only thing that might be considered perverted would be that he gets slightly more handsy. And all he really does is keep a hand on your shoulder or back if you're comfortable with it when walking through crowds or busy roads. His hands are so soft and warm, cradling your face to scan for bruises or anything else too.

⟶ The gifts he sends do become more personal though, which include things like foods made from recipes he knows you like. Which was something that could've been brought up years ago. Or he'd find a piece of jewelry or brooch with your favourite gemstone. He'd be blushing pretty hard if it was a suggestive necklace, but still wanting to give it to you since you'd like the design.

Solomon:

⟶ Like Barbatos, Solomon is a smooth talker as well and has a different vibe of confidence radiating from him. He takes pride in being the one to tutor you on magic and helping you become one of the strongest sorcerers possible. Some of the spells he teaches you could be considered pretty inappropriate though, like increasing your stamina or making yourself look more appealing to others to basically lure them in.

⟶ Would insist that certain kinds of positions would benefit your skills. He'd start with some small touches first, like holding hands for a spell. But he might start putting you in pretty suggestive stances so he can quote unquote "admire" your form.

⟶ Solomon's following you around the Devildom acting as a "helpful guide" and he knows to make every second count, especially when there's seven demon brothers ready to try and take you away from him. A part of him wishes he could keep you with him forever. He often jokes about that to you as well.