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Children. If you don't listen to nothing else I say, listen to this: Hit them. Hit them right in the mouth. You might still cry, but you'll feel good that you didn't *just* cry. It's always okay to hit a racist. Every time.

If Sam has no fans, Brennan is dead

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

every time I open up Twitter and people complain C4's story "jumping" around three groups and having so many character is "impossible to follow" and "how am I supposed to follow and get invested in thirteen stories at once, I can't even remember everyone's names" I really am like have any of you watched traditional television or read a large novel series ever

With the confirmation that King Gus is gay, we now have another contender for the funniest possible Julien Davinos political marriage candidate.

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