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MC with a split tongue.

Pierrot and Harlequin showing off their sick tongues, grossly AND arousingly long with Pierrot and Harlequin’s forked tongue

And you also join in and show your tongue!

Stareeeeee

…

“Humans can have that?”

“…my dear?”

“I thought it was a good idea to run around with a knife in my mouth.” :D

“W—wHAT!!!??”

“Huh…?”

“As a kid.” As if that made things better

Pierrot and Harelquin with an MC that has them as their chew-toy

No reason, you just have this insatiable urge to nom and suckle on the inhuman clowns

Like yes you’ll chew on their cocks mid blowjob, why wouldn’t you? The opportunity is RIGHT THERE

You’re weak.

Yes! You’ll politely ask Pierrot to pop a tiddie so that you can nom it, consent is the best! Yes he produces milk, fight me.

Yes it’s mildly sweet, because why WOULDN’T it be? Just as sweet as the creature it’s apart of, and lightly thick—imagine whipped cream BEFORE you whip it but just a tad bit more watery

Yes! You’ll stuff a radioactively green tentacle in your mouth and chew and suckle one it because it looks mouth-wateringly edible

Harlequin’s probably confused and creaming his pants while having some kind of epiphany, but who cares!

You’re having a blast experiencing this sick, slimey and chewy sensation. Highkey battling with Pierrot’s teat for first place cause of how nommable it is

Just lacking the liquid goodness (ദ്ദി ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)

…I crave to have them in my mouth… WHOSAIDTHAT

Please comment I love fandom engagement……

TFC troupe with an MC who highkey has a thing for cannibalism, urges and all

Like it’s not really JUST about the eating part, more akin to a distorted view of lasting love on their part

Cue MC having grown up with little people interested in them, having attachment issues and confusion, and even better—not knowing how to differentiate platonic love from romantic!

And highkey… they’ll flat out say:

“When i’m at the age that I’m content with the life I’ve led, you have my consent to eat me.”

IMAGINE Pierrot specifically being met with that.

“Though, I’m not into the whole pain thing, so could you make sure I’m fully dead? Oh, and a painless death?”

“Decapitation maybe? Or maybe poison? I could ask Harlequin for that, but wouldn’t that do something to my taste…?”

“I would like to be cooked with potatoes, I really like them and I think because I consume them a lot I would pair well with them.”

“Avoid my brain! I don’t know if it’ll affect you… but I’m not taking chances! What’s the point if you die?”

Insert Pierrot having war flashbacks on loop

Like “oh Pierrot why are you sobbing and turning red, why do you look like you’re about to pass out and combust??”

Comment please…. I love engagement with fandom… please…

MC with a octopus as a pet, hear me out

It would be funny.

With Harlequin I’d imagine it would be gold with, like your just so used to tentacles because of your curious octo friend that just LOVES wrapping around your arms or face

You’re so used to it, and have suction marks left on your skin after bonding with your buddy

So imagine a green tentacle monster witnessing this

Pierrot and an MC who ADORES commedia dell'arte —> the classic black and white, lovelorn Pierrot and by proxy the other characters

Like imagine you being this absolutely fanatic, adoring the OG Pierrot and it’s simple yet charming design

And this tall, very much NOT white and black clown telling ‘oh ya I’m a Pierrot!’

Why are you on your period.

Like I need someone to bring this to life

It would be so funny if freak Pierrot climbed into our room only to find you sleeping on your tummy with a handmade, OG Pierrot plush pinned beneath you with a sleeping mask on

Even funnier if you have made custom plushies of ALL the characters + a lobotomised looking jester because you love those too

I need Both Pierrot and Harlequins’s reaction to this it would be so FUNNY, maybe even the entire troupe

Y’know how Riyo has a gun that Enjin does not approve of whatsoever due to her possibly killing with it…

Reader with a gun as a jinki. Legitimately bonded with that thing so hard, kept it in perfect condition and loved your whole heart with it and BANG (heh bang get it?) it’s a jinki!

This specific scenario has me chuckling

There is a SEVERE lack of male reader fics, in the Gachiakuta fandom and frankly in ANY fandom I’ve ever been in

Listen. Pegging is great and all (not that it even happens often)

But.

I wanna cum inside other men.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk!

I find the idea with Zanka and a reader that honestly just doesn’t give a fuck and is content being ‘ordinary’/mediocre to be painfully entertaining

Buddy is always in the TRENCHES because he wanna surpass his ‘average joe status’ meanwhile being in the constant presence of basically his opposite

Buddy would just be so BOTHERED with your existence, I can just taste it

Unintentional ragebaitor and DEEPLY ragebaited

WDYM I am busting my ass and this person is just chilling being what I HATE myself for!!!?????

You’re not being negligent… but you sure aren’t doing much other than the minimum

Work smarter not harder!

Even worse if you just pester him with the fact he is not an ‘average joe’ and works too hard for the ‘bare minimum’

But I can so see the fluffy and actually interest piquing dynamic, like Zanka having some kind of envy that you can just accept yourself and be content without something that has him in an internal battle at ALL times

And your reason for the lack of doing nothing other than the barest of bare minimums could have potentially some juicy, angsty potential!

Like….. there was a time you put passion and full effort into things, wanting to do your absolute best and be the MONARCH at whatever it is you wanted at the time. Then some gut-wrenching event gets chucked at you and all the joy and whimsy got ripped away, leaving you a husk of your former self with a lack of motivation and want to do anything, the act of waking up even feeling like a heavy burden

By some miracle becoming a cleaner at some ass pulls from the universe

So seeing Zanka, this stubborn, far from average joe call himself that and just be so full of passion that it highkey sparks an ember of resentment within you

and envy too

Buddy, why are you purposely giving yourself a title you have FAR surpassed, do NOT

Basically feels like slap in the face, mockery and then spitting in your mouth for good measure

The angst potential PLEASE

Highkey you could give him advice and teach the poor fool how to take moment for himself once in a while, cool down his flame because burnout is a BITCH, even help him with being more kind to himself which he frankly should be!

And HE could help you reignite your fire again, slow it may be and it’s just such a raw experience for both parties, delicious vulnerability

Fluff and angst potential here is just diabolical to me, how has NOBODY written for this (for my knowledge)

Also, it would be SO FUNNY TOO

There should be way more just as mentally warped and fucked readers among Tamsy x reader community

Guys, the vision please tell me you see it

Tamsy being a devious psychopath as per usual but with a partner/other person that is just on the same, if not higher, level of toxic and sadistic. I am all for OUTFREAKING that pussy having man

I’m just saying, the hate sex would go IMMENSELY hard (heh in both ways)

‘When you’re an insane freak but your darling may or may not be a bigger, more vile freak than you’

In my perfect world he would both love and hate it

because wdym I, Tamsy with the many many many many many disorders am getting outfreaked???

Inner Tamsy says with the most painful boner in his pants

Even better if there’s variety, sadistic reader, masochistic reader, sadomasochistic reader

And in EVERY variation they’re just the BIGGEST, most CONCERNING freak, doesn’t matter if they’re giving or receiving, even better if vital instruments get involved

I can just imagine you getting bound with his instrument and are thoroughly enjoying it, jokes on him you somehow manage to rope him into the binding and its a tight squeeze, ropes digging into both your skin and leaving behind harsh burns which you later lick to soothe

Sharing is caring! And you plan to share EVERY feeling and sensation with that man, it’s never a one way street!

You’re getting choked? Your nails are deep into his flesh and peeling skin

You’re getting overstimulated? The moment you get an opening he is a goner, he and his cock will be sobbing and his ass is getting penetrated

I just adore the sadomasochistic angle so much, yes you’re a raging sadist finding pleasure in his pain mixed with pleasure, or getting him aggravated in general. YES it’s a mutual thing. YES you adore it when he takes out all that pent up frustration on you, that you’ve been building up in him for past few days

There’s going to be a bit of blood every now and then which you absolutely will lap up, but bruises, marks and bites are a GUARANTEE

I could see a scenario with the reader purposely fucking with Rudo and doing something that just vaguely threatens Tamsy’s great devious plan and it PEEVES him to no end

Inner Tamsy highkey praying on and planning your downfall but also a little conflicted because AGAIN the toxic love-hate sex is just that good and yall been growing this unhealthy codependency

Uhh basically

More freak reader that isn’t just a submissive, wubby poser that is actually WORSE than their manipulative, devious, malicious psycho partner

‘I can fix him—‘

I AM WORSE AND WE WILL BREAK EACH OTHER.

This what I think would have happened in the baby trapping Tamsy fic, I am using my last remaining life force to write this

I barely have a grasp on his character and don’t know how to write existing characters but shut the fuck up….im not putting actual effort into this

Pre-fuck

Tamsy has been been neglecting you in favour of being a devious, malicious, psychopathic, cunning villain and you are done waiting around to get your long overdue manipulator dick

So to keep your beautiful princess with many many many many many disorders all to yourself you hatch up a brilliant plan!

…

Freaky deaky sex scene with choking (Tamsy receiving)

Conveniently, you guys ran out of condoms, so you guys have to do it raw, trust he WILL pull out

Trust.

He knows you did something….

He just can’t prove it

You secretly threw away all the condoms

Clap clappy clap, plap plap plap

Tamsy highkey thinking about his devious plan while getting rode the fuck out and choked

Highkey debating if pulling out is worth it, actually no it isn’t he has a plan to bring into fruition……….. or is it?

Buddy is in warm, sticky heaven to be thinking too deviously

Uhh ‘insert a pleasure-drunk, barely coherent argument over getting creampied’

You’re highkey a raging sadist, maybe even more than Tamsy which has him so hard his dick might just petrify

Our resident adored virgin man-whore is gripping your hips so hard it actually breaks skin and stings so horribly good

So you bite his neck even harder as revenge and actually draw blood, and he cums inside!

Mission accomplished! Celebrate harlots celebrate!

But wait. He ain’t letting that slide.

Uhh queue you getting your greedy ass bred for the entire night Into the morning!

HUZZAH 🎉

Genuinely by the next day you two look like you’ve fought a trashbeast fist-to-fist, no vital instruments no NOTHING, and then somehow survived and then proceed to fight each other raw, Olympic style

Heh, raw (literally)

It takes a few days for the effects to start kicking in… you’re highkey tapping your foot impatiently

And wouldn’t you know it! The pregnancy test is positive EEHEHHEHA

AHEM. Time to get serious now. and go to your pretty, lovely, conniving, fish-eyed, mentally deformed, baby-making liquid dispenser

You sit him down and highkey keeping in your squeals and laughter of pure victory, crocodile tears and all, showing him the test and not so subtly hinting that you wanna keep it

Uhh inner Tamsy having a moment of delayed post nut clarity or something, buddy is trying to incorporate this (honestly expected because after that night you SHOULD be here housing ninetuplets) unplanned event

And by some miracle and whatever manipulative shit you pulled out of your cum filled hole you and Tamsy are pregnant!

MISSON ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I have officially lost hearing in my left kidney

My left eye has lost its ability to taste

My clit is unable to throb and has reached a state that I may have to amputate it

My uterus has slid out of my vagina

To the people who tried helping me, you get my will consisting of my undiagnosed mental illnesses, school struggles, horrible eating patterns and self-hatred