once i was at the philly museum of art and a security guard saw me looking at this sculpture that is just a head of romaine lettuce tied to a block of granite with a piece of wire (sculpture that eats by giovanni anselmo) and he was like. i’m here sometimes when the lettuce guy comes in to change the lettuce.

This sucks

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“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

Some woman just abandoned this baby on the subway. I’ll tell you it’s a good thing I was there, or he could have been found by some wacko.