♰ ; vince

the most unrealistic thing that happened in supernatural was john going to heaven

sastiel are so weird girl bestie vibes

they Will be performing rituals. they Will support each other's right to be weird and a little bit cringe. they Will listen to different podcasts on opposite sides of the room and call that hanging out.

sam and cas on a date looks like this: they talk about serial killers and the colour orange. they get annoyed at people on tv. they lovingly maim each other for science.

“cas should have had a grindr account” weak. i think there should have been a scene where the grindr notification sound goes off and all three of them jump and pat their pocket on reflex.

i was just thinking the other day about supernatural but it's set in the middle ages and dean and cas just kissed for the first time and dean cradles cas' face and goes " angel i would follow you to the ends of the earth right where there is a fall into the void and a serpent that eats anyone that dares to go there" and cas says "actually the earth is round but i love you too" and dean has a crisis "no serpent either?" and cas simply shakes his head "...damn"

and sorry to the deangirls and casgirls that follow me for the sam posting. but i really do think bloodfreak and post-blood drinking era sam should’ve had more physical consequences for all the demonic digestion. like. can’t step foot on holy ground. gets a little bit stuck passing over devils traps. priest collars burn him a little bit. food is suddenly too salty to consume normally. etc. not just for the visuals but i think it’d be something wildly painful for sam, who’d previously been the faith-in-god, prayers every night brother. while he’s watching faithless non-believer dean be singled out as heavens greatest weapon.

do we think canon lucifer rising black-eyed sam very briefly had a demonic face the way other demons do

anyways in the hotel room physical fight they have right before this where deans trying to tell sam how wrong he is about everything and sams like actually you’re not strong enough to do whatever the angels want you to do, dean should’ve splashed him with holy water and sam should’ve stung a little

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

hey guys don't put metal in the microwave 👍

if they were allowed to swear on supernatural that would've been a fun opportunity to introduce lore that angels can't swear like what happens when you're in heaven in the good place. cas would be like "dean, it appears that we're in, uh.." "deep fucking shit?" "an unfortunate situation, yes"

dean winchester was so fucking crazy stupid for asking what broke the connection. buddy you're on your knees telling a man that you need him. i know you know blowjob imagery when you see it dont play dumb with me boy