that fucking goanna that i hate

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

It seems like all kids do nowadays is create homonculi in their basements.

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them